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My Jean Claude Van damme story....(some of you know it)

I'm staying at a 5 star hotel resort in Fl and on check in they tell me I can't have the VIP suite cause as it is occupied. No worries.

Later that night , the staff know me well , and the room service waiter tells me Van Damme is in it.

Well next day I'm told bellman are coming to grab our stuff and we are transferring to the VIP suite which has become "suddenly" available.

Later that night about 2am..I get a phone call. It goes like this..

Girl voice:Jon (well thats what it sounds like...and she sounded hot!!!!!)
Me: Yes?
Girl: What are you doing
Me: Who is this? I'm asleep...
Girl: Stop speaking in that fucking stupid accent.. ( thinks...heather possibly? LOL)
Me: What!?!? Who is this..
Girl: You know full well who this fucking is..
Me: (dawning on me...) Are you looking for Mr.Van Damme?
Girl:...
Me: He has left the hotel.


To cut a rambling story short.....

I found out what happened.

He was having parties that would have made the staff at Whitcon circa 1999 -2002 blush and one of his party goosed one of the room service waitresses , so they kicked him out..