South Carolinians: Have You Seen This Man?

PornoDoggy · 11-16-2005

I hate to admit it, but that (or something like it) could make our local paper.

I'm a city boy, so it was hard to get used to the idea that someone who shoplifts $700 from the local Walmart would warrant a headline in type that I thought was reserved for declarations of war.

We haven't had anything too unusual lately, but we had a guy about a year and a half ago who was finally caught after he'd been sighted several times over a couple of weeks, hanging around hog confinement barns in the nude.

Cut into pork consumption at my girlfriend's family's Sunday suppers for a while, lemme tell ya.

Dravyk · 11-16-2005

So you don't like stuffed pork tenderloin anymore.

sarettah · 11-16-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

So you don't like stuffed pork tenderloin anymore.

Not since he got busted for stuffing the pork

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