South Carolinians: Have You Seen This Man?

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

This man must be stopped! He squeezed cheese!

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http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate...l/13161601.htm


RODNEY DANE HIGGINBOTHAM

• DATE OF BIRTH: July 29, 1965

• DESCRIPTION: 6 feet 1 inch, 165 pounds, brown hair and hazel eyes

• WANTED BY: Lexington County Sheriff’s Department

• CHARGES: Third-offense criminal domestic violence

• ALLEGED CRIME: Police said Higginbotham argued with his wife because she had not cooked anything. When she began cooking, he started making spaghetti while eating crackers and squeeze cheese. They argued, and he squeezed cheese on the kitchen floor. She squeezed the cheese on his truck, and he squeezed the cheese in her hair before fleeing in his truck. His wife said she washed her hair before the officer arrived to take her complaint.

SURE!!! Now I get the memo.
I just stopped that guy not 30 minutes ago. I stopped him for speeding,
wrote him a warning and sent him on his merry way.
I thought something was up with him, he seemed a bit nervous.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by voodooman

SURE!!! Now I get the memo.

I just stopped that guy not 30 minutes ago. I stopped him for speeding,
wrote him a warning and sent him on his merry way.

I thought something was up with him, he seemed a bit nervous.

Was he, by chance, in a hurry to buy some crackers?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Was he, by chance, in a hurry to buy some crackers?

No, he was a cracker in a hurry to buy some cheese.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

No, he was a cracker in a hurry to buy some cheese.

[Trev]

You mericuns are truly a fucked up breed

[pushpills]

and to think some people oppose the death penalty....