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Old 11-15-2005   #1
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Those aren't fucking hippy sandals. Those are "surfer" sandals. Sheez. Get with the times dude, both of your asses are both stuck in your childhoods
Not with socks on!
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Not with socks on!

Bullshit dude. Surfers were the first ones to ever wear socks with sandals. It's called formal wear dude.

Fucking hippies couldn't afford socks and they wore sandals made out of animal skin. Surfers wear rubber "water shoe" type sandals and like I said L.A. surfers were probably the first ones to start wearing socks with sandals so they could get into the clubs.

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Bullshit dude. Surfers were the first ones to ever wear socks with sandals. It's called formal wear dude.

Fucking hippies couldn't afford socks and they wore sandals made out of animal skin. Surfers wear rubber "water shoe" type sandals and like I said L.A. surfers were probably the first ones to start wearing socks with sandals so they could get into the clubs.

... And you don't think you know just a wee bit too much about the subject, huh?

Ok man! Don't hit me, man! Peace and love, dude! Here, have a flower for your hair, Mr. Surfer, sir.
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... And you don't think you know just a wee bit too much about the subject, huh?
Well, I surfed regular from about age 12 until I got out of the Navy . Then I became landlocked

So, yes, I know a little about surfing thank you geezer dude
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Well, I surfed regular from about age 12 until I got out of the Navy . Then I became landlocked
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All this talk about socks reminded me of something that happened years ago.

When I was stationed in Bermuda (so like '75-76) all the clubs on the island required you to waer a tie. Some required Jackets, but all required ties.

A bunch of us go to the Princess Hotel one night and go downstairs to their dance club (It wasn't quite the disco era so it wasn't a disco yet). When we are heading in we realize that Rodney doesn't have a tie on, so we do the old try to sneak him in with the crowd trick but the guy at the door sees him and stops hime from coming in. He turns to us and says, I'll be right back. We figured he was going back to base to get a tie, so we go on into the club.

Rodney shows up about 5 minutes later. Now, he hadn't had time to go back to the base, and there around his neck is a tie, so we ask him "where'd you get the tie". He answers "It's my sock".

Fucker had gone into the bathroom, taken off a stinky old sock and wrapped it around his neck and managed to get past the door with it. It was fucking hilarious....
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Fucker had gone into the bathroom, taken off a stinky old sock and wrapped it around his neck and managed to get past the door with it. It was fucking hilarious....
You know the French do that too.

They call it cologne.
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You know the French do that too.

They call it cologne.
eau de stinkfoot. Eeewwwwwww
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