Where's Your New Pics, Lisa?

[Lisa]

Oh jesus where do I start?

Matt you want us to GIVE you facials? Either bizarrely kinky or disturbingly metrosexual.

El pres...I don't own a thong. Neither the Aussie or the US version of thongs appeal to me.

There are no recent naked pics of me. Last ones taken I was 18 months old...and I intend to keep it that way.

Unfortunately, neither pics nor video are possible tho cos I don't even OWN a digital camera. It's on my list of 'must get one of those one of these days' things...but as a single mum of 3, there always seems to be something more important to buy than indulging myself with a toy.

And lastly...WTF is with all the nasty Matt visuals lately? I like the guy...but damn you lot are making it tricky to stay that way.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Lisa

And lastly...WTF is with all the nasty Matt visuals lately? I like the guy...but damn you lot are making it tricky to stay that way.

Well, in his defense, he's not the one starting them. He's just been on the receiving end. He's as pure as the driven...er...something....

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by Lisa

Oh jesus where do I start?

Matt you want us to GIVE you facials? Either bizarrely kinky or disturbingly metrosexual.

El pres...I don't own a thong. Neither the Aussie or the US version of thongs appeal to me.

There are no recent naked pics of me. Last ones taken I was 18 months old...and I intend to keep it that way.

Unfortunately, neither pics nor video are possible tho cos I don't even OWN a digital camera. It's on my list of 'must get one of those one of these days' things...but as a single mum of 3, there always seems to be something more important to buy than indulging myself with a toy.

And lastly...WTF is with all the nasty Matt visuals lately? I like the guy...but damn you lot are making it tricky to stay that way.

We can do both. I can give you guys a facial and make your skin smoother and then give you ANOTHER facial that wet and sticky and will make your face nice and white and clear colored and your skin even smoother!!

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Lisa

Unfortunately, neither pics nor video are possible tho cos I don't even OWN a digital camera. It's on my list of 'must get one of those one of these days' things...but as a single mum of 3, there always seems to be something more important to buy than indulging myself with a toy.

Ok, serious point number 1. As a mother of three you NEED to have a photo or video camera, and in this day and age, digitial, to capture them growing up. If you don't, you'll regret it. So that's no excuse.

Next, naw, most of us just think you're a cutie who needs some recent pics is all. Only a few of the scum, I mean, others want to see you nude. Personally, a bikini, er, um, I mean, a smile will do.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Only a few of the scum, I mean, others want to see you nude.

You are so fucking gay.. That shit don't even work in the bars, sheez....

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by sarettah

You are so fucking gay.. That shit don't even work in the bars, sheez....

Does too! And what would you know, old man? Last time you were in a bar, you were drinking mead from a lead glass.


Besides, I can't help it I have a romantic soul, especially when compared to you slime dogs.