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Old 11-11-2005   #1
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Default Re: I'm Biting the BULLET!!!

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You'll need to have kids otherwise you'll only be BILF
I've had 3... All BOYS... 14, 12, 10.

What's a BILF? LOL.



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Old 11-11-2005   #2
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I've had 3... All BOYS... 14, 12, 10.
Really?

You still look BILF to me!
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Old 11-11-2005   #3
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Hey I used to get alot of sales for Jill Kelly on my old bestXXXmatures toplist I used to have. And that was a couple years ago. She is 1 month older than me and I've been told I look like her, LOL.

And my friend Lizz... can you believe this woman is over 40???!!!

http://sexymisslizz.com/

Maybe I need to create a new niche... For women who refuse to look old but are.


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Old 11-11-2005   #4
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Hey I used to get alot of sales for Jill Kelly on my old bestXXXmatures toplist I used to have. And that was a couple years ago. She is 1 month older than me and I've been told I look like her, LOL.

And my friend Lizz... can you believe this woman is over 40???!!!

http://sexymisslizz.com/

Maybe I need to create a new niche... For women who refuse to look old but are.


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That woman is *over* 40????

I'm going to go sit in the bottom of my closet and keen quietly to myself for a while....
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Old 11-11-2005   #5
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That woman is *over* 40????

I'm going to go sit in the bottom of my closet and keen quietly to myself for a while....
42 years old and 5 kids...


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Old 11-11-2005   #6
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Horny Housewife??

I suppose I could play that part but...

I dont cook
I dont clean
I dont do laundry

I am very good in bed though


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Old 11-11-2005   #7
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Default Re: I'm Biting the BULLET!!!

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Horny Housewife??

I suppose I could play that part but...

I dont cook
I dont clean
I dont do laundry

I am very good in bed though


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I'm not surprised. It'd be like taking a Ferarri 4X4ing

;-)))
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Old 11-11-2005   #8
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Default Re: I'm Biting the BULLET!!!

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Horny Housewife??

I suppose I could play that part but...

I dont cook
I dont clean
I dont do laundry

I am very good in bed though
Well let's see ....

A horny housewife begins to clean, but never does, because the pizza guy comes to the door ...

A horny housewife starts to do laundry, but her son's good looking friend is for some reason in the basement, and ...

A horny housewife starts to cook dinner, but never gets there ... as she discoverers different uses for veggies and icing ...

Yeah, I'd say it could work.
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Old 11-11-2005   #9
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Horny Housewife??

I suppose I could play that part but...

I dont cook
I dont clean
I dont do laundry

I am very good in bed though


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Thats fine, the maid can do the rest )
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42 years old and 5 kids...


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