VDM...may I remind you

[sarettah]

Here is something I wrote in response to Brand0n the other day http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showt...161#post707161

I am pointing it to you as a reminder, because I know you already know everything in there, but I would be remiss if I did not point it out prior to the bloodshed commencing.

[Timon]

uh... Veneral Disease Monkey?

[voodooman]

If your talking to me, I've known Timon for years now, and I know he is
fucking with me, thats why I fuck with him right back. We don't mean nothing by our constant bickering, just plain fun.

Hey Timon

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by voodooman

If your talking to me, I've known Timon for years now, and I know he is
fucking with me, thats why I fuck with him right back. We don't mean nothing by our constant bickering, just plain fun.

Hey Timon

Just making sure. I know you know Timon, I know you know how the game is/was played. But you are licensed to carry a gun now so I gotta take precautions. Ya know ?

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Just making sure. I know you know Timon, I know you know how the game is/was played. But you are licensed to carry a gun now so I gotta take precautions. Ya know ?

Well, let me tell you the real story, umm k?

Timon, well, he is a nice guy, big hearted and some other guys think he is cute. One day Timon asked me if I would be interested in a gay experience with him, I turned him down of course, but ever since he has been trying to make everyone believe that I am the one that is gay. I know the truth and thats all I have to say about Timon.

I continue to get along though!

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by voodooman

If your talking to me, I've known Timon for years now, and I know he is
fucking with me, thats why I fuck with him right back. We don't mean nothing by our constant bickering, just plain fun.

Hey Timon

My darling voodooman...you and I have been pals for a long time. I am so grateful to you for posting this. I truly did not know that you and Timon were merely amusing yourselves and each other with the "bantering." I can't tell you the number of days I've sat here upset because two nice people seem to morph into...uh...not-so-nice people when they're around each other. (I don't know Timon very well, but what little contact I've had with him confused me: he seems so very nice, so what was up with the constant catfight?)

*relieved sigh*
Now I can enjoy watching the bantering, and occasionally drop in and critique the diction and suggest better insults.

There is a rainbow over my desk.

Timon, I believe it is your serve!

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by voodooman

I've known Timon for years now, and I know he is
fucking with me, thats why I fuck with him right back.

Good, now I can honestly call you both

Fuckers!

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

My darling voodooman...you and I have been pals for a long time. I am so grateful to you for posting this. I truly did not know that you and Timon were merely amusing yourselves and each other with the "bantering."

I've know both of these guys for a long time. Timon probably better than VDM (all VDM's fault, btw!) ... and I figured they were just messing around. But yeah, once in a while -- cause they're good at it -- one has a small doubt. hehe Good all cleared up.

Hell, I fuck with Trev, Newton, Sarettah, PD ... gee, almost everyone the more I think of it.

... Of course I actually really do hate those guys.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Timon, well, he is a nice guy, big hearted and some other guys think he is cute. One day Timon asked me if I would be interested in a gay experience with him, I turned him down of course, but ever since he has been trying to make everyone believe that I am the one that is gay. I know the truth and thats all I have to say about Timon.

Fuck that shit...

The real story is Serge and Kurt went to the beach on Serge's motorbike. On the way back after having seen Serge in his red Speedos Kurt kept getting a hardon which made for a very uncomfortable trip back back for Serge with that thing poking into his back.

That's how we know Kurt is gay

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Timon

Fuck that shit...

The real story is Serge and Kurt went to the beach on Serge's motorbike. On the way back after having seen Serge in his red Speedos Kurt kept getting a hardon which made for a very uncomfortable trip back back for Serge with that thing poking into his back.

That's how we know Kurt is gay

Actually, there's another word for becoming aroused by Serge in his red Speedo.


"Sensible."

[Timon]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Actually, there's another word for becoming aroused by Serge in his red Speedo.


"Sensible."

right... if you're female


(or gay)

[PornoDoggy]

Boy oh boy oh boy ... dere be sum sick mofus in dis he-ah thread ...

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Timon

right... if you're female


(or gay)

Well...if you're going to get technical about it, those are valid points.

It's also possible that Serge emanates such incredibly fierce waves of sexuality that anyone in the vicinity is effected, willing or not.

He's given me a tingle since 1997 and I used to go get a fresh cup of coffee to settle in and read the threads of people silly enough to try and piss with him. Total amusement in that.