Time For A Break, Perhaps

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Only canned fruit I'd eat is peaches...
...

Peaches is not a canned fruit. She is a lovely lady, sweet though.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Peaches is not a canned fruit. She is a lovely lady, sweet though.

Does she know Prince Albert?

[MorganGrayson]

My husband works at the University of Phoenix, which we have long referred to as the "University of Penis." It only causes difficulties if I forget where I am when I say it.

My son-in-law works for the University of the Pacific, which actually sued the University of Phoenix to prevent them from using "U of P" in their logos, etc. (Neither one of them give a shit, so we didn't get any of that fun "father/son-in-law rivalry I was hoping for, though.)

Neither of us censored our language around our children, which resulted in some pretty salty talk coming out of the little seat in the basket at the grocery store before they got old enough to grasp the "it's impolite to gratuitously offend people in public" concept.

Unfortunately, I rather enjoyed the facial expressions on passers-by when a toddler who'd obviously been pondering something suddenly says "oh, fuck it."

[Sin]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Unfortunately, I rather enjoyed the facial expressions on passers-by when a toddler who'd obviously been pondering something suddenly says "oh, fuck it."

LMAO

That's fucking hilarious... LOL I love kids