Time For A Break, Perhaps

[Dravyk]

I'm not lost at all. Must be a British thing.

I love fresh pineapple, and strawberries ... but those pups go off too fast. Now I use canned and frozen, respectively. Last longer.

Sometimes preservatives are a good thing.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

I'm not lost at all. Must be a British thing.

I love fresh pineapple, and strawberries ... but those pups go off too fast. Now I use canned and frozen, respectively. Last longer.

Sometimes preservatives are a good thing.

I learned the hard way that it's cheaper to buy canned/frozen than throw out fresh. I tend to get just a tad excited in the produce section and buy more than can be eaten before it heads west. Meals that are planned for a certain night only have to get put off a couple of nights and the vegetables are history.

[DrGuile]

Why would anyone eat canned fruit? I mean can anybody answer that?

I can see the can if you're in the army, but fresh fruit it's available, it's there, it's 2 aisles over.








(will anybody answer this post correctly I wonder...)

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by DrGuile

Why would anyone eat canned fruit? I mean can anybody answer that?

I can see the can if you're in the army, but fresh fruit it's available, it's there, it's 2 aisles over.








(will anybody answer this post correctly I wonder...)

Only canned fruit I'd eat is peaches...

But I agree with the frenchie...

[DrGuile]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Only canned fruit I'd eat is peaches...

But I agree with the frenchie...

The correct answer was:


GEORGE: (Gets up to leave) Well, scintillating as always.

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Only canned fruit I'd eat is peaches...
...

Peaches is not a canned fruit. She is a lovely lady, sweet though.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Peaches is not a canned fruit. She is a lovely lady, sweet though.

Does she know Prince Albert?

[MorganGrayson]

My husband works at the University of Phoenix, which we have long referred to as the "University of Penis." It only causes difficulties if I forget where I am when I say it.

My son-in-law works for the University of the Pacific, which actually sued the University of Phoenix to prevent them from using "U of P" in their logos, etc. (Neither one of them give a shit, so we didn't get any of that fun "father/son-in-law rivalry I was hoping for, though.)

Neither of us censored our language around our children, which resulted in some pretty salty talk coming out of the little seat in the basket at the grocery store before they got old enough to grasp the "it's impolite to gratuitously offend people in public" concept.

Unfortunately, I rather enjoyed the facial expressions on passers-by when a toddler who'd obviously been pondering something suddenly says "oh, fuck it."

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by DrGuile

Why would anyone eat canned fruit? I mean can anybody answer that?

What did I say? Goes bad too fast.

On several occasions, brought home some friggen expensive as hell strawberries, and very next day or that evening, they had white fur on them.

As for pineapple, takes longer to go, but once cored and all, unless you have 8 people in the house ... that's a lot of pineapple. Don't even get half way through and it starts to turn.

Natch I prefer fresh ... when it stays fresh. Morgan pretty much nailed what I haven't already said.

Ok, can any thread on this board ever ... nevermind!