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Old 11-09-2005   #51
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How do you prefer? Upright or bent over? I'll even be generous & give you the option!
upside down! upside down! upside down! upside down!
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Kinky? Does Oprano have suspension fetish hookups? lol

You want bare hand, paddle or flogger?
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Kinky? Does Oprano have suspension fetish hookups? lol

You want bare hand, paddle or flogger?
Meat tenderizer!!!
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I hate webdreams... Its like they took my nightmares and did a tv show with it...


Models crying and bitching, Dugmor being a superstar, 2much being treated like a serious company...

it's just unbearable..

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I am sure I saw Dugmor on "Just for laughs" once.
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I cant believe you really want to suck your own cock, i almost fell off my chair... when i read that..
Most guys would love to be able to do that. It would save them a lot of money on dates and hookers.
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You gonna do some fansigns live on air if ya get on ?
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You gonna do some fansigns live on air if ya get on ?
Probably just the middlefinger sign to the attention of teabag
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Don't be taking someone elses credit ya phucker.
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Don't be taking someone elses credit ya phucker.
OK Kurt started it...
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OK Kurt started it...
Temon,

I cannot take credit either, Vick is the guilty one.
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got it Kurt?
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got it Kurt?
Yeah Yeah, sorry. I cannot pronounce your name, mind if I call you Al instead?
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Yeah Yeah, sorry. I cannot pronounce your name, mind if I call you Al instead?
You can call me Marilyn Monroe for all I care.
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Sometimes I find the gayness between Timon and Voodooman very troubling.

Coming from me, that says alot.
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Sometimes I find the gayness between Timon and Voodooman very troubling.
That's because you've never seen that hot piece of ass in a g-string
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Hey, I used to live with Anthony.
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Sometimes I find the gayness between Timon and Voodooman very troubling.

Coming from me, that says alot.
That says a whole lot!

Boy, that says a fucking lot!

My gawd, I'm telling you, that really is a whole helluva LOT!
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That says a whole lot!

Boy, that says a fucking lot!

My gawd, I'm telling you, that really is a whole helluva LOT!
Just how much is that again? A Lot? A lot as in a plot of land?
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Just how much is that again? A Lot? A lot as in a plot of land?
Well, it's a lot for an Asian.

Or so he says.
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Well, it's a lot for an Asian.

Or so he says.
That is a helluva lot then.
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Ummm, I actually lived with Kirk for a bit.

I've seen more than I care too admit.
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I hate webdreams... Its like they took my nightmares and did a tv show with it...


Models crying and bitching, Dugmor being a superstar, 2much being treated like a serious company...

it's just unbearable..
Hahahahaha... that's an awesome post.
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Hahahahaha... that's an awesome post.
Lol, I thought I had written in invisible ink again...

I watched 2 minutes of Webdreams because I was curious, but just couldnt stand it when I realized that it was the chronicling of everything that bores me in my daily work...
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Lol, I thought I had written in invisible ink again...

I watched 2 minutes of Webdreams because I was curious, but just couldnt stand it when I realized that it was the chronicling of everything that bores me in my daily work...

Haha I've seen a few episodes now, but because of the time it airs, what happens is I end up staying late at my other job to watch it (I don't have a tv at my house) ...so my coworkers & I will sit around drinking beer & watching it. LOL
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Ummm, I actually lived with Kirk for a bit.

I've seen more than I care too admit.
ahhhh Thanks!
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Anthony you lived with Kurt for a year!??

Weren't you scared of waking up with your buttcheecks stuck together in the morning?
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That's cool wish you luck!
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Anthony you lived with Kurt for a year!??

Weren't you scared of waking up with your buttcheecks stuck together in the morning?
You'd think if he was worried about anything, it would be waking up with his buttcheeks in different zip codes.
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You'd think if he was worried about anything, it would be waking up with his buttcheeks in different zip codes.
hahahhaHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Timon my good friend! Once again you have lost a battle of not only
wits, but the good battle of humor to a female. Morgan, not that I ever doubted that you was hillarious, but now you have confirmed it once and for all.

Sorry Timon.
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Battle? There's a battle between me and Morgan?

The only battle is between you and your sexual orientation
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The only battle is between you and your sexual orientation
Battle?

Nope, just me being a happy witty person.

Someday I'm going to make a sandwich out of you two guys and see whose hands go where and settle this issue once and for all. No matter what happens, I win.
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Someday I'm going to make a sandwich out of you two guys and see whose hands go where and settle this issue once and for all. No matter what happens, I win.
Will you be the cheese?
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Too bad neither of you have any meat to supply.
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Too bad neither of you have any meat to supply.
What do you think you are? A butcher?
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Battle?

Nope, just me being a happy witty person.

Someday I'm going to make a sandwich out of you two guys and see whose hands go where and settle this issue once and for all. No matter what happens, I win.
Me, in a room with a female and Teaman?

hahahaha
Poor guy wouldnt get any action other than jacking off, and I surely dont want to be present then.
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Why? Need something chopped off?
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Will you be the cheese?
Yes, indeed. Swiss, in fact.

(That was MY joke, and does NOT require elaboration or explanation!)
This means YOU, Dravyk!

Now, far be it from me to take sides in this...I am resoundingly neutral and determined to get in the...er...I mean stay in the middle...but I can't resist a great opportunity for a line.

Timon's making eyebrow wiggles at the female who suggested a sandwich.
Voodooman's making remarks about Timon's jacking off.

What *could* this possibly mean?


Exiting, stage right....
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Timon's making eyebrow wiggles at the female who suggested a sandwich.
Voodooman's making remarks about Timon's jacking off.

What *could* this possibly mean?
Don't dare eat the mayo!!!
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OK, that wasn't where I was going with that....

Besides, it's MY damned mayo!

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On the next "Geraldo".
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