What makes a woman sexy?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by sarettah

You went to KU, you were lonely. You lived in Fl, you were lonely. You lived in so Cali, you were lonely. You are now down in Oklahoma, you're lonely.

Has nothing to do with the place. However it is not because you are mean or nasty or ugly or stinky (those are just good attributes to have to blame it on)

Imho, and of course I only know you from the boards and all, but you are probably just too fucking nice Kirk. I picture that you are the kind of guy that will take a woman out to dinner, wine and dine her and settle for the little peck on the cheek at the end of the night. That is not necessarilly a bad thing.

Let's review.

Your theory is that he's "too nice"??

If that's true, that guys can't find women because they're "too nice," I want off this planet NOW.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Let's review.

Your theory is that he's "too nice"??

If that's true, that guys can't find women because they're "too nice," I want off this planet NOW.

It is not a theory, it is reality.

When women are dating, they tend to be attracted to the "dangerous" guys and that is who ends up getting laid.

When they are finally looking to get married, that is when they start noticing the "nice" guys. The ones who have been there the entire time, the ones that they think of as "friends".

Same thing with guys to an extent. Guys go out with women they wouldn't dare take home to meet mom because it's the tramps, not the "nice" girls, who put out. When they start looking to get married that is when they look for the nice girls.

However, this all sort of backfires on us because when a guy is looking for a nice girl, the women can smell that the guy is looking for long term and get the fuck out of the way, same thing when a women is looking for the nice guy, all the guys smell long term commitment and get the hell out of the way.

If a nice guy looking for a nice girl happen to meet at precisely the right moment, a nice girl looking for a nice guy, then you end up with all the beautiful love shit. The chance of that actually happening though are akin to winning powerball, but it does happen sometimes. Those are the marriages that go on forever. More often than not, people get together because they are "settling" and those often end up in divorce.

And I know this is right because it came from my brain and poured out my fingers on to the keyboard and left a real wet sticky mess behind.

Truth and reality are just a big, wet sticky mess

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by sarettah

It is not a theory, it is reality.

When women are dating, they tend to be attracted to the "dangerous" guys and that is who ends up getting laid.

When they are finally looking to get married, that is when they start noticing the "nice" guys. The ones who have been there the entire time, the ones that they think of as "friends".

Same thing with guys to an extent. Guys go out with women they wouldn't dare take home to meet mom because it's the tramps, not the "nice" girls, who put out. When they start looking to get married that is when they look for the nice girls.

However, this all sort of backfires on us because when a guy is looking for a nice girl, the women can smell that the guy is looking for long term and get the fuck out of the way, same thing when a women is looking for the nice guy, all the guys smell long term commitment and get the hell out of the way.

If a nice guy looking for a nice girl happen to meet at precisely the right moment, a nice girl looking for a nice guy, then you end up with all the beautiful love shit. The chance of that actually happening though are akin to winning powerball, but it does happen sometimes. Those are the marriages that go on forever. More often than not, people get together because they are "settling" and those often end up in divorce.

And I know this is right because it came from my brain and poured out my fingers on to the keyboard and left a real wet sticky mess behind.

Truth and reality are just a big, wet sticky mess

I think you just summed up my whole relationship.

I can't rid of her, and vice versa.

We're fucked.

[Anthony]

Same thing with Voodooman.

Can't rid of that fucker either.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Anthony

Look at Kurt, he's a handsome guy right?

I don't buy the "nice guy" theory, chicks dig nice guys...

That only leaves one possibility why he doesn't have a girlfriend

[JR]

Originally Posted by Timon

Look at Kurt, he's a handsome guy right?

I don't buy the "nice guy" theory, chicks dig nice guys...

That only leaves one possibility why he doesn't have a girlfriend

my experience is that more girls dig assholes that act like they aren't interested. people are twisted. also, girls that like nice guys don't swallow or do anal usually... unless you surprise them with it.... just an observation.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Timon

Look at Kurt, he's a handsome guy right?

I don't buy the "nice guy" theory, chicks dig nice guys...

That only leaves one possibility why he doesn't have a girlfriend

You are not infering that he may be a anal assassin ,anal astronaut , anal commander ,anal maniac ,anal samurai ,arschgeiger ,ass assassin ,ass bandit, avaleur,"confirmed bachelor" , back door bandit ,batty boy, bender .....

Are you?

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

You are not infering that he may be a anal assassin ,anal astronaut , anal commander ,anal maniac ,anal samurai ,arschgeiger ,ass assassin ,ass bandit, avaleur,"confirmed bachelor" , back door bandit ,batty boy, bender .....

I'm saying he might have a big dick AND enjoy analsex

[Red]

Originally Posted by sarettah

It is not a theory, it is reality.

When women are dating, they tend to be attracted to the "dangerous" guys and that is who ends up getting laid.

When they are finally looking to get married, that is when they start noticing the "nice" guys. The ones who have been there the entire time, the ones that they think of as "friends".

Same thing with guys to an extent. Guys go out with women they wouldn't dare take home to meet mom because it's the tramps, not the "nice" girls, who put out. When they start looking to get married that is when they look for the nice girls.

However, this all sort of backfires on us because when a guy is looking for a nice girl, the women can smell that the guy is looking for long term and get the fuck out of the way, same thing when a women is looking for the nice guy, all the guys smell long term commitment and get the hell out of the way.

If a nice guy looking for a nice girl happen to meet at precisely the right moment, a nice girl looking for a nice guy, then you end up with all the beautiful love shit. The chance of that actually happening though are akin to winning powerball, but it does happen sometimes. Those are the marriages that go on forever. More often than not, people get together because they are "settling" and those often end up in divorce.

And I know this is right because it came from my brain and poured out my fingers on to the keyboard and left a real wet sticky mess behind.

Truth and reality are just a big, wet sticky mess

Excellent point Sarettah. And I think that's exactly the reason that e-harmony and match.com do so well. Those are the people who are now ready to commit to a relationship so it's understandable that they would have a good success rate.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by sarettah

It is not a theory, it is reality.

When women are dating, they tend to be attracted to the "dangerous" guys and that is who ends up getting laid.

When they are finally looking to get married, that is when they start noticing the "nice" guys. The ones who have been there the entire time, the ones that they think of as "friends".

Same thing with guys to an extent. Guys go out with women they wouldn't dare take home to meet mom because it's the tramps, not the "nice" girls, who put out. When they start looking to get married that is when they look for the nice girls.

However, this all sort of backfires on us because when a guy is looking for a nice girl, the women can smell that the guy is looking for long term and get the fuck out of the way, same thing when a women is looking for the nice guy, all the guys smell long term commitment and get the hell out of the way.

If a nice guy looking for a nice girl happen to meet at precisely the right moment, a nice girl looking for a nice guy, then you end up with all the beautiful love shit. The chance of that actually happening though are akin to winning powerball, but it does happen sometimes. Those are the marriages that go on forever. More often than not, people get together because they are "settling" and those often end up in divorce.

And I know this is right because it came from my brain and poured out my fingers on to the keyboard and left a real wet sticky mess behind.

Truth and reality are just a big, wet sticky mess

Ah, I get it now.

I used to be a good young woman who met a good older man (6 1/2 years, except for the three months when it's 7 years and he really catches the "older man" remarks) at exactly the right time and we've been married for 26 years. We always will be. I admit I am rather clueless when it comes to dating anymore.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by sarettah

When women are dating, they tend to be attracted to the "dangerous" guys and that is who ends up getting laid.

When they are finally looking to get married, that is when they start noticing the "nice" guys. The ones who have been there the entire time, the ones that they think of as "friends".

Jeff Foxworthy said something to the effect of:

"I love reading women's magazines, it's like spying on the enemy. On the way back home the other day on the airplane I was reading how the number one fantasy of women in this nation wide poll was: being with a dangerous guy.

Now what the hell is that? About the only thing I can think of they must be thinking is James Bond or something. Cause in reality, if you really want a dangerous guy, the next thing you know, you're in a halter top standing at the door of a trailer on "Cops" yelling 'Take him away! Take that no-good bastard, awaaaay!!'"

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Let's review.

Your theory is that he's "too nice"??

If that's true, that guys can't find women because they're "too nice," I want off this planet NOW.

Nice guys finish last.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

Nice guys finish last.

That actually sums it up quite nicely

[Newton]

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

Nice guys finish last.

You're delusional and I believe 'single'?

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by Newton

You're delusional and I believe 'single'?

I just love it when every thread gets to be a bash TE one!