A Dark and Stormy Night

[PornoDoggy]

Winner: Vile Puns:
Falcon was her name and she was quite the bird of prey, sashaying past her
adolescent admirers from one anchor store to another, past the kiosks where earrings longed to lie upon her lobes and sunglasses hoped to nestle on her nose, seemingly the beginning of a beautiful friendship with whomsoever caught the eye of the mall tease, Falcon.

[Red]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I agree. That was one of the best. I absolutely loved it.

[MorganGrayson]

For a while there, I used to enter the "Three Day Novel" contest, run by a place in Canda. (This was years ago, and the details have faded from memory.) I *believe* it was begun because Voltaire was said to have written Candide in three days. Start writing and midnight on a certain day and keep chugging for 72 hours. The marathon of writing. It was more fun that writers were allowed to have.

The first year I entered was the last year they were able to offer individual comments on the novels. After that, they got too many entries.

Mine was the usual. "Very well written...but...."

The "but" was interesting. My characters were so nice they weren't believeable. That rather gave me pause....

[Trev]

Why do you people insist on trying to make people read?

Anything longer than 10 lines (I've expanded) and I don't read it... You're making my eyes bleed...



Bunch of cunts the lot of you

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Trev

Anything longer than 10 lines (I've expanded) and I don't read it... You're making my eyes bleed...

Cool, here's eleven lines for you then.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth to this country a new
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth to this country a new
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth to this country a new
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth to this country a new
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth to this country a new
Four Trev's a wanker years ago our fathers brought forth to this country a new
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth to this country a new
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth to this country a new
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth to this country a new
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth to this country a new
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth to this country a new

[Trev]

Weird.. all I saw was:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

WTF is wrong with me...

[Red]

Originally Posted by Trev

Why do you people insist on trying to make people read?

Anything longer than 10 lines (I've expanded) and I don't read it... You're making my eyes bleed...



Bunch of cunts the lot of you

We're just trying to expand your horizons, increase your vocabulary and
attempting to make you use your bloody brain for something other than estimating tit size.

All done with love, of course.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Red

We're just trying to expand your horizons, increase your vocabulary and
attempting to make you use your bloody brain for something other than estimating tit size.

All done with love, of course.

Even though that was short and straight to the point... all I saw was "tit size"

[Red]

Originally Posted by Trev

Even though that was short and straight to the point... all I saw was "tit size"

I give up.