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[Timon]

Don Dravyk, Vinnie just clipped that cafone down at Paulies pizza joint. He thought he got him but turns out the mortadella is a mezza morta. Vinnie fucked up, but he's a friend of mine, what can I do?

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Timon

Don Dravyk, Vinnie just clipped that cafone down at Paulies pizza joint. He thought he got him but turns out the mortadella is a mezza morta. Vinnie fucked up, but he's a friend of mine, what can I do?

Che peccato, mi Timon. This Vinnie. Is he part of your team, yes? I do not know of him. Is he a wiseguy, an associate or a cugine? Either way you know Vinnie must finish the job he started.

So are you asking me questions that you already have the answers? If so, you waste my time. If you are asking me something else, speak plainly, Timon. Mi calamari estofado is getting cold.

[voodooman]

I jammed the roscoe in his button and said, Close your yap bo or I squirt metal

You dumb mug, get your mitts off the marbles before I stuff that mud-pipe down your mush and tell your moll to hand over the mazuma

[Dravyk]

Surprise, surprise. Dale is the foist to see the fishes -- upclose and poisonal like.

Can't play da rules of da game? Den you's out -- poimenantly!

Yeah, let dat be a lesson to da rest of ya, crumbs!!

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by voodooman

I jammed the roscoe in his button and said, Close your yap bo or I squirt metal

You dumb mug, get your mitts off the marbles before I stuff that mud-pipe down your mush and tell your moll to hand over the mazuma

Not bad, not bad. You shows reals talent, I say.

How'd ya like to be my new capodecina?

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Not bad, not bad. You shows reals talent, I say.

How'd ya like to be my new capodecina?

O Coors, Id be honored boss. So tell me, whats first on the agenda huh? A sit down with that rat Trev or Is your shylock (who brags about being a big earner for the borgata) tretening to do a piece of work cause you haven't paid your vig, and you don't know what the hell he's talking about?

[Timon]

Originally Posted by voodooman

I jammed the roscoe in his button and said, Close your yap bo or I squirt metal

Don Draviko, word to the wise... this kid is a Fanook eh!

Can't have no fanook who be squirting with his roscoe up someone's button, that is che bruta!

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by Timon

Don Draviko, word to the wise... this kid is a Fanook eh!

Can't have no fanook who be squirting with his roscoe up someone's button, that is che bruta!

As creative as that was you go Fuckyoself Gebroni. Just for a crack like that Im informan Don Draviko of your intentions you friggin jamook. Thats right, Im lettin everyone know that you are fuckin' mortadella. Now, take your stugots out your mouth and keep quiet if yas know whats good for ya.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by voodooman

As creative as that was you go Fuckyoself Gebroni. Just for a crack like that Im informan Don Draviko of your intentions you friggin jamook. Thats right, Im lettin everyone know that you are fuckin' mortadella. Now, take your stugots out your mouth and keep quiet if yas know whats good for ya.

You don talk like that to a made guy strunzo, keep that shit up and Im a feed you to a the fishies!

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by Timon

You don talk like that to a made guy strunzo, keep that shit up and Im a feed you to a the fishies!

Listen here you half wit, keep up the jaw smackin and I'll have a special pair of cement shoes made for you. You are just a snot nosed cugine you wanna be a made man? Yous need da talk to me. Else you'll get pinched capiche?

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Che peccato, mi Timon. This Vinnie. Is he part of your team, yes? I do not know of him. Is he a wiseguy, an associate or a cugine? Either way you know Vinnie must finish the job he started.

Don Draviko, like I say, just a friend of mine. He's a scared to go hospital and a finish a jobbe. He gotsta go or I say buon' anima to Vinnie and touch the cafone in the hospital myself.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Timon

Don Draviko, like I say, just a friend of mine. He's a scared to go hospital and a finish a jobbe. He gotsta go or I say buon' anima to Vinnie and touch the cafone in the hospital myself.

You're a good boy! Have a canolli. Manga, manga!