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[Inabon]

Originally Posted by selena

Forget about the tits, this board is sorely lacking in cock pics.

So those would be very much appreciated by your female co-posters.

Probably appreciated by some of the males too, though they likely won't admit it.

Oh, where *are* my manners?

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ok so why aren't girls asking for dick?

we ask for tits

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Inabon

ok so why aren't girls asking for dick?

we ask for tits

I bet Kurt (voodooboy) would like to see his dick!

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Inabon

ok so why aren't girls asking for dick?

we ask for tits

1. Because we're logical people and know we won't get them.
2. We do know that if we get them, they will not be photographs of the penis owned by the poster, but some mutant organ that's either attached to a low IQ porn actor or a Photoshopped version of said porn actor.
3. Because burnout has set in from building too many websites and if we have to look at another body part we'll scream.
4. Because a beautiful penis attached to a stupid/useless/boring/homely man is just a waste of a good penis as far as we're concerned.

There's more, but that's enough to get you started on understanding why we don't ask for penis pics.