Only in a Bar ...

[PornoDoggy]

We had a lot of fun in that bar ... and some scary moments too.

This was a pretty big place, with a large bar on the main floor, a much smaller bar on a 2nd floor/balcony/mezzanine level, and a banquet room on the third floor. Because of its location, it attracted a lot of civilian government employees as well as sailors, marines and half-sailors (Coast Guard), and a gaggle of local and national telephone operators.

Allegedly, a group of sailors went into that bar on a Friday night when the banquet room was occupied. Supposedly they retired to the 2nd floor bar (purportedly along with the young ladies from a secretarial school), which usually emptied out by 9:00 or so. It was rumored that a Navy Petty Officer lit a cigarette made from a green leafy vegetable-like substance, which might have been routine by the time of night it is alleged to have taken place. On the supposed evening in question, however, the barmaid, manager, and various and sundry serving wenches reacted rather quickly to tell him to "just say no."

Seems that the function going on in the third floor dining room was a retirement party.

Seems that the guests at the retirement party were from a slew of Federal and State alphabet agencies.

Seems that the retiree had been a regional honcho for the Drug Enforcement Agency. The guests at the party were from the FBI, DEA, Secret Service, IRS, ATF, and representatives from most major police departments in the Midwest.

Allegedly, of course.

[Red]

We went to the halooween party at the local gay bar last night. There is no place like a gay bar on Halloween. We didn't get dressed up, but it was so much fun watching everyone.

[Trev]

I was in a bar with most of my family last night - bloody frightening to say the least

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Trev

I was in a bar with most of my family last night - bloody frightening to say the least

The best way to be with family is to have plenty of alcohol around.

Just don't drink too much, or you might end up flirting with some hot babe that turns out to be your cousin.

... Which isn't proper unless of course one is either a redneck or of royal blood.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

The best way to be with family is to have plenty of alcohol around.

Just don't drink too much, or you might end up flirting with some hot babe that turns out to be your cousin.

... Which isn't proper unless of course one is either a redneck or of royal blood.

Hot babe and cousin don't work together when talking about my family, I've had to marry good looking in to our clan

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Trev

Hot babe and cousin don't work together when talking about my family, I've had to marry good looking in to our clan

Thank goodness Prince Chuck did that too!

[MorganGrayson]

I have some "clan gathering" pictures of my in-laws that are priceless. My husband's grandmother lived to be 100 and every year that poor woman, rest her soul, was tortured by an "entire frigging family" birthday party.

I have a pic framed on the wall. I was in another room when a daughter of mine said "who's that?" while looking at it. I didn't have to come and look. I just said "that's your cousin Jennifer." Jen rather stands out, you see. The girl is absolutely beautiful and looks like a petunia in an onion patch in a family photo.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Thank goodness Prince Chuck did that too!

Oh, goodness yes, and bred with her, too. Can you imagine the future of the House of Windsor if he'd married the *second* one during breeding years????