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Old 10-27-2005   #1
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Default Re: Watching Paris Hilton die was entertaining!
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That was "RSVP"

Paris Hilton's other horror flick was "Nine Lives" (should have been called "So shitty, even SykkBoy wouldn't own this DVD")
That is bad!!!
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for fuck sake... cant believe I wasnt clear enough in my joke...







fine... shot ON the chest...
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for fuck sake... cant believe I wasnt clear enough in my joke...







fine... shot ON the chest...
Even for a Frenchie your cunty today.
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Even for a Frenchie your cunty today.

There's one too many word in that sentence....
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There's one too many word in that sentence....
True enough.
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There's one too many word in that sentence....
The only way I can get it to work minus one word is:

For a Frenchie your cunty today.







Oh and Drav, I though it was "you're", as in you are. But hey what do I know I'm not a word nutter.
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The only way I can get it to work minus one word is:

For a Frenchie your cunty today.
I poke fun at myself and you dont even get that...


man.... Im so disapointed...
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I poke fun at myself and you dont even get that...


man.... Im so disapointed...
That'll be the Welsh in you...
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I poke fun at myself and you dont even get that...

man.... Im so disapointed...
We got it.

Trev is just, you know, s-l-o-w. And a chav.
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Oh and Drav, I though it was "you're", as in you are. But hey what do I know I'm not a word nutter.
You're right, Trev. ... I hang my head in shame.

Worse, you of all people caught it. And I hate it when you're right.

... Fortunately it doesn't happen that often. And I don't have to worry about this for another year.
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There's one too many word in that sentence....
I got it, I got it! As far as self-deprecating humor goes, that line was actually choice. ("Choice" seems to be my "complimentary word du jour" for some reason. This happens to me a lot.)

DrGuile, I think it's the lack of smilies that's doing it. Causing the miscommunication, I mean.

This might have landed better:
There's one too many word in that sentence....

I've seen so many tripe horror movies that I don't even know whether or not I've seen "Nine Lives." I can't even ask for a plot synopsis, because I know it's going to be "stupid characters you want to die...do."
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That is bad!!!
I'm telling ya

and to put things in perspective, I own these titles:
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Indestructible Man (one of Lon Channey Jr's last movies where he killed people by....staring at them...and of course couldn't be killed because he was...Indestructible Man...)
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I'm telling ya

and to put things in perspective, I own these titles:
Killjoy
Monsturd (yes, a movie about a killer half man/half turd)
Samson Vs. The Supreme Dictator From Outer Space
Killer Condom
Tromeo And Juliet
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Highway To Hell
Indestructible Man (one of Lon Channey Jr's last movies where he killed people by....staring at them...and of course couldn't be killed because he was...Indestructible Man...)
Trick Or Treat (the one with Gene Simmons, Ozzy and Skippy from family Ties)
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Have you tried electroshock?
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Have you tried electroshock?
after wasting my time with Nine Lives, I'm considering it...I'm surprised my DVD player didn't spit it out at me
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after wasting my time with Nine Lives, I'm considering it...I'm surprised my DVD player didn't spit it out at me
lol, only that one.


I'm surprised your DVD player hasn't tried to kill itself.
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