Alright, Who Wants to Piss?

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Your tastebuds must be in your ass, you citified, smog-eater! You wouldn't know a decent bowl of chowder if you were drowning in it...which is a mental image I will cherish...you grabbing for potato chunks while errant and obscene slippery tomato pieces drag you under...

See? Even Morgan can piss better than those panty-waists from yesterday!

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

See? Even Morgan can piss better than those panty-waists from yesterday!

And exactly what in the absolute HELL does "even Morgan" imply, you Philly-weenie, block-my-team's-kick-and-run-it-back-for-a-touchdown bestial necrophiliac?!?!?!?!?

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

And exactly what in the absolute HELL does "even Morgan" imply, you Philly-weenie, block-my-team's-kick-and-run-it-back-for-a-touchdown bestial necrophiliac?!?!?!?!?

Now listen here you Southern California alpha-sprout eating guacamole-mushing Terminator-governering fault-line straddling loony toon ....

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Now listen here you Southern California alpha-sprout eating guacamole-mushing Terminator-governering fault-line straddling loony toon ....

That was really good!

Don't you dare take a tone with me, you East coast, unable-to-put-a-predicate-on-a-sentence-when-you're-one-of-the-very-few-around-here-who-know-what-a-predicate-even-IS cheese-steak wearing, beer slurping little weasel!

[Trev]

Oh great, now we've got two word nutters going for it....

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Trev

Oh great, now we've got two word nutters going for it....

Watch it or you'll have both AMERICAN word nutters jumping all over your pikey ass!


heheheh
Fresh meat!!

[Trev]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Watch it or you'll have both AMERICAN word nutters jumping all over your pikey ass!


heheheh
Fresh meat!!

You ever seen this guy before?

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Trev

Oh great, now we've got two word nutters going for it....

Always room for a third nutter.

Then again, naw ... You suck too badly at this and no one on this side of the ocean knows what the fuck you're saying half the time anyway.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Always room for a third nutter.

Then again, naw ... You suck too badly at this and no one on this side of the ocean knows what the fuck you're saying half the time anyway.

Ah, I never took the language barrier in to account. Maybe this will register then:



Fuck you Drav

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Don't you dare take a tone with me, you East coast, unable-to-put-a-predicate-on-a-sentence-when-you're-one-of-the-very-few-around-here-who-know-what-a-predicate-even-IS cheese-steak wearing, beer slurping little weasel!

Oh you expect me to come back from the floor after that awesome predicate jab?





Fine ...

You split infinitives!!

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Oh you expect me to come back from the floor after that awesome predicate jab?

Fine ...

You split infinitives!!

Ouch. THAT punch landed and is going to leave a mark.

(10 points to the Trekkie who can name what I consider the world's most famous split infinitive...which means "10 points to the one who can type faster than Dravyk"...move your fingers, Trekkies!)

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Now lookie here ... just because you prefer your soup to look like that other substance you can't get enough of of is no reason to degrade REAL clam chowder. Just because you can't find willing donors of the real stuff is no reason to get all uppity. Take a Mydol and relax; you know that a woman of your age shouldn't subject yourself to this sort of stress.

> If anyone is looking for me, I will be hiding in my bunker <

Come out of the bunker, kiddo, and give me a big, wet kiss, right on the mouth. (With or without tongue, your choice.) That was one fine pissy comeback and I'm giving you 20 points for it. I actually had to read it *twice* to catch it all. Props to you, PD!

Yes, yes, I know...when one is grading the pisses gushing back at one and handing out A+ marks, one has probably missed the original point of pissing, but hey, you piss your way, I'll piss mine.

[Red]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Ouch. THAT punch landed and is going to leave a mark.

(10 points to the Trekkie who can name what I consider the world's most famous split infinitive...which means "10 points to the one who can type faster than Dravyk"...move your fingers, Trekkies!)



Come out of the bunker, kiddo, and give me a big, wet kiss, right on the mouth. (With or without tongue, your choice.) That was one fine pissy comeback and I'm giving you 20 points for it. I actually had to read it *twice* to catch it all. Props to you, PD!

Yes, yes, I know...when one is grading the pisses gushing back at one and handing out A+ marks, one has probably missed the original point of pissing, but hey, you piss your way, I'll piss mine.

Yes it was a good comeback, but how could you give him 20 points when he spelled Midol incorrectly? You're slacking Morgan.