Annoying neighbors pissing you off?

[PornoDoggy]

The closest thing to an annoying neighbor we have right now is the lady behind us, who manages to burn green grass whenever the girlfriend hangs clothes out on the line. Oh, there's the visual blight when she decides to go into her yard in her swimsuit ...

Now, we live across the street from one of the town parks. Every Labor Day they have a big town festival, which is pretty neat. The only thing I find annoying is that they have a big Baptist church service in the park the day before Labor Day. My girlfriend does not approve of my idea to start a county Black Sabbath Fan Club and have our annual meeting in our yard at the same time every year.

[voodooman]

My neighbor backed her car into my roomates (who is also a cop) car the other day, Then the old hag tried to blame it on Chris for parking in the street. LOL

[MorganGrayson]

My life is pretty golden ever since the drug dealing bikers who got raided by the SWAT team all went to prison.

They got replaced by nuts of another, safer, persuasion - but still nutcases.

*They* got replaced by...normal people. It took a good long time to get used to raised voices that were laughing and saying "great time, hope to have you over again!" and things of like nature. Wow, we thought. So *that's* what normalcy sounds like from over there.