James Bond's a fucking scouser!!!

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Timon

A Liverpool supporter's senile grandmother with a wooden leg and a glass eye vs. Trev...

Anyone taking bets?

I'd put money on her, they used to build them tough back then... now they're all homos

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Trev

now they're all homos

well.... they can't help it... they're British

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Timon

well.... they can't help it... they're British

When they were building all those tunnels under the Mersey they were really trying to separate them from the UK... it went wrong though

[Timon]

Trev, you have bigger problems, with Nick wanting to bang you and all

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Timon

Trev, you have bigger problems, with Nick wanting to bang you and all

He'll have to join the line.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Trev

When they were building all those tunnels under the Mersey they were really trying to separate them from the UK... it went wrong though

at a shop here last week the girl serving at a shop here said in a broad scouse accent that she recognised my accent and said "London?Essex?"

I said to her "T'up north ain't ya?"

She said "Liverpool"

I said "whatever , to us Southerners , you fucking Northerners are all the same!We don't discriminate.Liverpool , Newcastle , Manchester ,Leeds.....

You are all just "northern twats" to us."





She then called me a "Southern poncy poofta"


nice lass...

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

at a shop here last week the girl serving at a shop here said in a broad scouse accent that she recognised my accent and said "London?Essex?"

I said to her "T'up north ain't ya?"

She said "Liverpool"

I said "whatever , to us Southerners , you fucking Northerners are all the same!We don't discriminate.Liverpool , Newcastle , Manchester ,Leeds.....

You are all just "northern twats" to us."





She then called me a "Southern poncy poofta"


nice lass...

If you hadn't been a customer it would have been "Soft southern bastard".