James Bond's a fucking scouser!!!

[JoesHO]

Brits are all HOMOS anyway so what is the big deal, this one is just an ugly HOMO.

[Newton]

Originally Posted by JoesHO1

Brits are all HOMOS anyway so what is the big deal, this one is just an ugly HOMO.

Joe don't be bitter as all the Brits turned you down

You'd make a great 'head of spectre' stroking a white pussy

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Newton

Joe don't be bitter as all the Brits turned you down

You'd make a great 'head of spectre' stroking a white pussy

I was thinking of a well fed dancing Smeagol myself.

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[Dravyk]

IMHO, Connery is number one. Brosnan is a very strong second actually. Dalton is a distant third (for the same reason mentioned, he looked like he could easily kill people).

Roger Moore totally blew chunks as Bond! He turned it into a satire. And he was well-past his prime. Moore will always be Simon Templar though.

I think if you study spys...Most look like Dravyk.

Not exactly but closer to me than those mentioned.

The perfect spy, according to the experts, is someone with almost no stand out features, and very average. Somone who can be totally forgetable and who can easily change features with makeup and disguises. In the "Anglo" world, that would be an person of average height, average build, average complextion, who looks to be of no definitely nationality, with either dirty blonde or mousy brown hair, either brown or dull grey eyes. Some one who can buy a newspaper at a convenience store and the clerk can't remember the person an hour later.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

IMHO, Connery is number one. Brosnan is a very strong second actually. Dalton is a distant third (for the same reason mentioned, he looked like he could easily kill people).

Roger Moore totally blew chunks as Bond! He turned it into a satire. And he was well-past his prime. Moore will always be Simon Templar though.

Not exactly but closer to me than those mentioned.

The perfect spy, according to the experts, is someone with almost no stand out features, and very average. Somone who can be totally forgetable and who can easily change features with makeup and disguises. In the "Anglo" world, that would be an person of average height, average build, average complextion, who looks to be of no definitely nationality, with either dirty blonde or mousy brown hair, either brown or dull grey eyes. Some one who can buy a newspaper at a convenience store and the clerk can't remember the person an hour later.

Come on, just say it.... They look like JR because he looks like Jason Bourne (Matt Damon)

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

IMHO, Connery is number one. Brosnan is a very strong second actually. Dalton is a distant third (for the same reason mentioned, he looked like he could easily kill people).

Roger Moore totally blew chunks as Bond! He turned it into a satire. And he was well-past his prime. Moore will always be Simon Templar though.

Not exactly but closer to me than those mentioned.

The perfect spy, according to the experts, is someone with almost no stand out features, and very average. Somone who can be totally forgetable and who can easily change features with makeup and disguises. In the "Anglo" world, that would be an person of average height, average build, average complextion, who looks to be of no definitely nationality, with either dirty blonde or mousy brown hair, either brown or dull grey eyes. Some one who can buy a newspaper at a convenience store and the clerk can't remember the person an hour later.

Dravyk...if I may interrupt the Brit love fest for a moment...you're exactly correct regarding "real spies." I read a lot of spy novels. I collect the books of Jack Higgins, who is not the world's greatest writer but he's a wowzer of a story teller. I've read a great deal of Ludlum. Matt Damon, who did an excellent job in the movies, I admit, bore absolutely no resemblance to the Jason Bourne in the books, who was much older. In any good spy novel, the "hero" is totally nondescript. In bad spy novels, he's either stunningly handsome, has "piercing eyes" or some such nonsense. One of Jack Higgins' main characters is Sean Dillon, who is short, has pale blonde hair and "cold eyes," but since he's former IRA and is usually infiltrating the IRA...he actually is nondescript for the world in which he works...if you follow that.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by JoesHO1

Brits are all HOMOS anyway

I'd like to see you repeat that to a band of drunk Liverpool supporters.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Timon

I'd like to see you repeat that to a band of drunk Liverpool supporters.

If you'd said Millwall fans you would have had a point, Liverpool fans are homos though.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Trev

If you'd said Millwall fans you would have had a point, Liverpool fans are homos though.

That is true , same as both the SFC fans

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

That is true , same as both the SFC fans

That's why we were limited to only 2,000 away fans for 5 years.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Trev

Liverpool fans are homos though.

50 rowdy drunk Liverpool fans vs. Joe's Ho & Trev...

Anyone taking bets?

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Timon

50 rowdy drunk Liverpool fans vs. Joe's Ho & Trev...

Anyone taking bets?

50's a bit steep, make it 15 and I might have a crack at it.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Trev

50's a bit steep, make it 15 and I might have a crack at it.

A Liverpool supporter's senile grandmother with a wooden leg and a glass eye vs. Trev...

Anyone taking bets?

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Timon

A Liverpool supporter's senile grandmother with a wooden leg and a glass eye vs. Trev...

Anyone taking bets?

I'd put money on her, they used to build them tough back then... now they're all homos