Have you accepted

Nickatilynx · 10-14-2005

Christ in your life ?

Rev. Nick

Newton · 10-14-2005

If he pays rent ..

domtheboy · 10-14-2005

Does he pay out by ePassporte ?

Trev · 10-14-2005

He comes with too much baggage for my liking...

Anthony · 10-14-2005

Preach on Bishop Nick!

TESTIFY!

Nickatilynx · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Preach on Bishop Nick!

TESTIFY!

Amen brother!!!!

It will soon be time...
time to unify
time to justify

time to build the house of the lord!!!!

I forgive you heathens for the smart remarks.

I suppose today is the day you heathens wander out to the forest covered in mud and wrap a magic tree stump on a fucking vortex in vines?

Funbrunette · 10-14-2005

ROFL!!!!!! I'm sorry I can't stop laughing.....

TheEnforcer · 10-14-2005

No, I've never seen the need for an imaginary friend myself. Don't begrudge others having one as, hey, whatever works for you works, but He just hasn't made an impression on me yet. ;>))

Trev · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

time to build the house of the lord!!!!

I thought you'd just moved... damn you get itchy feet fast.

Nickatilynx · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

No, I've never seen the need for an imaginary friend myself. Don't begrudge others having one as, hey, whatever works for you works, but He just hasn't made an impression on me yet. ;>))

Bullshit!!!!!

During moments in your life you promised our Lord anything id he could just see his way clear to fix this slight situation for you.

don't come the tough guy now!!!

We KNOW you asked God for his help.

Problem was you never stuck to your part of the deal ...EVER!

;-)))

TheEnforcer · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Bullshit!!!!!

During moments in your life you promised our Lord anything id he could just see his way clear to fix this slight situation for you.

don't come the tough guy now!!!

We KNOW you asked God for his help.

Problem was you never stuck to your part of the deal ...EVER!

;-)))

I asked for things when I was younger and He didn't answser so now I just say "bite me" and go on my merry way!!

Inabon · 10-14-2005

jajaja trying to get godly keywords in very nice LOL

SykkBoy · 10-14-2005

In the late-80s, I accepted Tommy Christ into my life...when I auditioned for the band that went on to become Scatterbrain (after Tommy left The Crumbsuckers)

Nickatilynx · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy

In the late-80s, I accepted Tommy Christ into my life...when I auditioned for the band that went on to become Scatterbrain (after Tommy left The Crumbsuckers)

i think I speak for everyone ( except Vick) when I say..

"Who?"
"What?"

oh , and

"We don't give a fuck!"

domtheboy · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

We KNOW you asked God for his help.

Problem was you never stuck to your part of the deal ...EVER!

That's the problem with these oral contracts man...

...not worth the paper they're printed on...

Anthony · 10-14-2005

Goddamn Poseur.

I also used to get hallucinations on blow, too.

DrGuile · 10-14-2005

Who got the power?
This be my question
The mass of the few in this torn nation?
The priest, the book or the congregation?

Nickatilynx · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Goddamn Poseur.

I also used to get hallucinations on blow, too.

ahahahahahahaha I was gonna post EXACTLY that in the tinnutis thread!!!

Sykk you are a total pseud! LOL

Inabon · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

i think I speak for everyone ( except Vick) when I say..

"Who?"
"What?"

oh , and

"We don't give a fuck!"

ouch what a burn.

Anthony · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

i think I speak for everyone ( except Vick) when I say..

"Who?"
"What?"

oh , and

"We don't give a fuck!"

Uhh, this is Miami's finest, I'm soon to blow
But like Jon told me "Chico it's all about timin'"
Patience is a first, and I been patiently waitin'
When I sign, it'll be anticipated
Like the Lakers with Malone and Gary Payton
Pitbull spits fire like I married Saitin
Anybody wanna try it? then Tez go ahead dog
Confess, get it off your chest
Get put in a perminant sloop
You're gettin' in the way of me and these checks
This is the future, they don't throw blows no more
These boys will shoot ya
And they gats that'll smoke you bigger than Whitney Houston
I'm not your regular rapper this is somethin' y'all not used to
Yeah, I look like a cracker but I'll crack ya man it's crucial
So y'all better think twice next time, that's if there is a next time
I wish they would try to take mine
I'll take em' out the game with a tech-nine
It's that chico Pitbull
And if y'all don't give a damn we don't give a fuck
Throw em' up fool! (YEAAH!)

[Hook - Lil Jon]
If you don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck (HEY)
If you don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck (HEY)
If you don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck (HEY)
If you don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck (HEY)
Don't start no shit it won't be no shit
Don't start no shit it won't be no shit
Don't start no shit it won't be no shit
Don't start no shit it won't be no shiit!

sextoyking · 10-14-2005

JFL (jewish for life)

PornoDoggy · 10-14-2005

I believe in god, and I believe that god believes in me ...

Nickatilynx · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I believe in god, and I believe that god believes in me ...

bless you my son...

Verily , the Lord helps those that helps themselves

SykkBoy · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

i think I speak for everyone ( except Vick) when I say..

"Who?"
"What?"

oh , and

"We don't give a fuck!"

you didn't specify which Christ ;-)

Jesus Christ? I have to admit, I liked his style...hung out with hookers all the time...

PornoDoggy · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

bless you my son...

Verily , the Lord helps those that helps themselves

That's what the preacher told the deacons when they found out the money in the building fund paid for his Cadilac ...

Dravyk · 10-14-2005

We don't even accept American Express.

ReighlynnRaine · 10-14-2005

Wow... the Oprano Express Bus to hell.

How neat. Can I drive?

Red · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sextoyking

JFL (jewish for life)

Ditto for JC too.

voodooman · 10-14-2005

Everyone finds this thread funny, but as god is my witness, THE RAPTURE IS COMING!!!

Trev · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by voodooman

Everyone finds this thread funny, but as god is my witness, THE RAPTURE IS COMING!!!

I find this far from funny and I every night I pay my penance for reading and posting on Oprano... I go to bed with Toni.

Thinking about it though, my penace could be a million times worse.

Queen Bitch · 10-14-2005

Does he have a PayPal Confirmed Address? :P

Queen Bitch · 10-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

No, I've never seen the need for an imaginary friend myself.

That's priceless!! ROFLMAO!!!

JoesHO · 10-14-2005

Yes I have , and I am much better off for it too.

sarettah · 10-14-2005

As Jesus said to his followers "Eat Me"

Tude · 10-14-2005

Spoke with him once or twice.

That was some good shit!

JoesHO · 10-14-2005

Mockery will haunt you.

Steady · 10-14-2005

Christmas....

helix · 10-14-2005

I'm old school baby !
PATER noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

Rock on Jebus

MorganGrayson · 10-15-2005

Actually, Jesus Christ is a well documented historical figure; a very nice Jewish lad who made things just a tad uncomfortable for the Romans. In the height of irony, Rome has since made a thousand fortunes off his name in the ensuing 2000 years. (Were I Christ, I'd be pissed, but I don't have that whole "forgiveness" thing going on.)

The only thing wrong with the whole equation isn't Christ...it's "Christians," but personally, I don't feel that he can be held responsible for the actions of a bunch of people that went collectively batshit after he left this mortal coil.

Yes, getting involved in this whole thread was insane, but IDGAF.

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MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Have you accepted Actually, Jesus Christ is a well documented historical figure; a very nice Jewish lad who made things just a tad uncomfortable for the Romans. In the height of irony, Rome has since made a thousand fortunes off his name in the ensuing 2000 years. (Were I Christ, I'd be pissed, but I don't have that whole "forgiveness" thing going on.) The only thing wrong with the whole equation isn't Christ...it's "Christians," but personally, I don't feel that he can be held responsible for the actions of a bunch of people that went collectively batshit after he left this mortal coil. Yes, getting involved in this whole thread was insane, but IDGAF.

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