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Old 10-12-2005   #1
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I still have our shot glasses from when my husband proposed at Bahama Breeze and we had some Patron. It wasn't overly romantic but it worked lol

I always like it when they do it at sporting events and concerts. I've seen it happen at a couple concerts and a couple hockey games. Billboards are cool too.
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Old 10-12-2005   #2
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dress up as a circus clown with big hair, big shoes, red nose and assless chaps carrying a bloody axe. just come home, walk in the door and don't say anything to her. walk right over to the couch and sit down without so much as a peep. when she starts trying to make small talk, hoping you haven't gone completely nuts and is becoming visibly worried... just ignore her. the blank, emotionless stare is key here. as her concern turns to panic - jump up and start swinging the axe around wildly while screaming "they are eating my brain". as you have her backed into a corner, crying and begging for her life pull out the ring as say "honey, you know i love you... will you be my wife" - but the key is to keep the axe raised so she see's the fake blood on dripping down it so she is still not really sure if you are going to take a swipe at her or not. if she says "no" just go with your emotions at this point.
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dress up as a circus clown with big hair, big shoes, red nose and assless chaps carrying a bloody axe. just come home, walk in the door and don't say anything to her. walk right over to the couch and sit down without so much as a peep. when she starts trying to make small talk, hoping you haven't gone completely nuts and is becoming visibly worried... just ignore her. the blank, emotionless stare is key here. as her concern turns to panic - jump up and start swinging the axe around wildly while screaming "they are eating my brain". as you have her backed into a corner, crying and begging for her life pull out the ring as say "honey, you know i love you... will you be my wife" - but the key is to keep the axe raised so she see's the fake blood on dripping down it so she is still not really sure if you are going to take a swipe at her or not. if she says "no" just go with your emotions at this point.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


I'm sitting here almost in tears I'm laughing so hard!

I'd love to do a tour of your mind, not the cheap tour but the all in full throttle tour
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I'm sitting here almost in tears I'm laughing so hard!

I'd love to do a tour of your mind, not the cheap tour but the all in full throttle tour
i will hit you up next time i am in london. i am planning to be there in 2 mo's
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i will hit you up next time i am in london. i am planning to be there in 2 mo's
It's a must
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dress up as a circus clown with big hair, big shoes, red nose and assless chaps carrying a bloody axe. just come home, walk in the door and don't say anything to her. walk right over to the couch and sit down without so much as a peep. when she starts trying to make small talk, hoping you haven't gone completely nuts and is becoming visibly worried... just ignore her. the blank, emotionless stare is key here. as her concern turns to panic - jump up and start swinging the axe around wildly while screaming "they are eating my brain". as you have her backed into a corner, crying and begging for her life pull out the ring as say "honey, you know i love you... will you be my wife" - but the key is to keep the axe raised so she see's the fake blood on dripping down it so she is still not really sure if you are going to take a swipe at her or not. if she says "no" just go with your emotions at this point.
I'm guessing you're single?
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I'm guessing you're single?
been married for a few years now.
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been married for a few years now.
Eh, shoulda known!

Ok, fess up then. How did you propose?
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Eh, shoulda known!

Ok, fess up then. How did you propose?
i took her hand, looked deep into her eyes and said "look, in spite of what other people keep telling me, i think you are good enough - here is your ring and by the way, where's my dinner?"

honestly, there was no ceremony. we both wanted to be together forever and we both knew that. we saw no reason to cheapen our relationship and what we have by hiding rings in a desert and pretending the moment is a surprise. .... and if it is a suprise... then its far too early to consider marriage. its not exactly like bringing home a kitten or something.

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She's a very fine looking woman.



Though she may need to have someone take a look at that ooogly thing growing out of the left side of her head


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honestly, there was no ceremony. we both wanted to be together forever and we both knew that. we saw no reason to cheapen our relationship and what we have by hiding rings in a desert and pretending the moment is a surprise. .... and if it is a suprise... then its far too early to consider marriage. its not exactly like bringing home a kitten or something.
Power to you! Nice sentiment, JR.

And btw, you look like Matt Damon in the Bourne movies.
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