Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by original-heather

My two very favorite Bad Boys!!!

I heard from DoKK and Morgan today, as well, life is sweet!

Extremely is a highly subjective term..I was extremely successful in 1998 (well, for me). I am eking out a living on Ebay..but in adult terms, I'm truly a pauper. Big difference between selling sex and hawking shampoo, but I get by

Thanks for the complimentary post, it's nice to know one is missed. I wore the QB title proudly :P

I found that few can manage to be truly bitchy without using any type of 'profanity, hostility or interpersonal disputes', but I'm working on it.

I swear that Caspar Milquetoast (or Dravyk) wrote the posting standards for the Powerseller board..I've had posts pulled for saying 'the butt of a joke', roflmao. It's called being 'pink slapped' over there which is hysterical, they simply don't seem to get it.

Strangely enough, I actually snagged Ebay's most eligible bachelor with that very 'bitchiness' on their boards, lol. I have learned to write bullet-proof posts that are truly venemous! It is an art form in and of itself. I knew I had perfected it when I got the 'you do have a way with words, you make me hot' email hahahaha!

But sometimes it just doesn't come out right unless you can speculate on the flaccidity of the genetalia of an opponent.


I believe that the moderators are still scratching their heads over my excessive use of the word 'heterophobe' :P

Good to see you all!

How are the rugrats and the woman you don't deserve, Nickers?

Serge, one hopes that Lady Law has not yet come to her senses and is still around


I have a US # now, Morganus has it if you'd care to give me a shout, lately I've only had Texas accents to mock

Great post. Nice to see you back around these parts.

[Red]

Hi Heather, welcome back to Oprano.

We've never met, but from reading your posts, I love you already.

[Queen Bitch]

Ant, wish I had time to fill that opening you left for me lol.

Hung for an Asian, roflmao!!!

Thanks Enforcer, it's been fun to catch up with everyone.

Hi Red..almost confused you with RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRed for a second

[Queen Bitch]

Can someone please remind Morgan how one operates a telephone?

One would think that she'd know by now..after all...ummm, never mind :P

[Dravyk]

Ah, Donna Quixote has trotted back to town.

Must have finally found your "stolen" wallet.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Ah, Donna Quixote has trotted back to town.

Must have finally found your "stolen" wallet.

LOL

I remember that episode lol

[Forest]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Ah, Donna Quixote has trotted back to town.

Must have finally found your "stolen" wallet.

LOL that was soo funny

welcome back heather

[Queen Bitch]

Don't worry Nickers, was just fooling around a bit, it's so refreshing to not come back to a board and find all your posts pulled lol.

Actually, I'm thinking it would be interesting to investigate the adult side of Ebay a bit and I definitely missed a lot of folks around here!

Ok, fun time's over..time to get into some serious stuff.

Forrest, thanks