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Polishing the Chrome on Bishops Motorcycle
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I remember when I thought Morgan was a man pretending to be a woman, hehe
congrats on the $100
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Could you elaborate on that please while my self-image as a woman curls up in the fetal position under the desk and keens softly? |
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Hey, as you know, I just thought you were a man.
Forget what you said one day on Condom to piss me off but I recall asking if you wanted to "virtually" step outside. That's when you relayed you were a woman! .... Ahh, es, the early days!
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Dravyk...that was one of my favorite moments in the long years I've been in this business!! I don't remember what I said either, but wow...were you PISSED!! You offered to sock me in the nose. Now, despite what the glossy magazines tell you about men, ladies, when a gentleman discovers he just cheerfully offered to strike a woman, even "virtually"...it makes him nearly swallow his tongue in horror. Dravyk, to his great credit and honor (hush, Nick, if you would be so kind) searched for my email and sent me an immediate apology. Up until that moment, I'd never seen an email actually vibrate with horror. I thought the whole thing was funny and managed to convince him of that. Heather chose my nick because it sounded elegant. "Heather's Honeys" was a pretty classy site. When my career evolved into writing, I wrote both gay and straight stories, so having a name that can be either came in handy. When I started as a webmaster, it never occured to me that so many people would think I was a man. Some assumed, like Dravyk, it was just a statistical probablity. Others, and this truly offended me, assumed I was a man merely because I was intelligent, opinionated and not afraid to post on boards. |
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One of my favorite - and oft told, so apologies to anyone who's heard this - convention stories is the time I was standing facing someone, chatting. Arms came around me from behind. The person to whom I was speaking (I apologize for not remembering who it was) had a total facial expression change. It was a mixture of shock, horror and "oh, my fucking everything, she's gonna kill this guy!" The facial expression changed again - more shock - when I leaned back and said "hi, Lance!" I explained to the shocked person that the list of people who had permission to put their hands on me was extremely short. Heading the list was "this long haired musician who talked to me about his kids." No business, just personal. A little reprieve from "the industry" was always welcome. You even explained to me once that yes, it had five strings, and yes, it was a bass guitar. I had no idea there was a five stringed bass. Educational, that convention. |
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