Share Your Best Joke

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 10-05-2005

Those are really funny joke, I have burst out loud... hahahahahaha

Here's mine:

Sign language
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Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."

Red · 10-05-2005

This is an old favorite.

A woman in her 6th month of pregnancy with triplets was walking down the street just as an armed robber was running out of a store. The robber started shooting and the woman was hit with three bullets in the abdomen. After being rushed to the hospital, the doctors assured her the babies would be fine, but they felt it was in their best interest, and hers, not to try to remove the bullets.

The babies were born fine and healthy and nothing was ever mentioned of the incident for 15 years, until one day her daughter came to her in tears.

"What's wrong?" Asked her mother.

"Oh mom" She sobbed. "I went to the bathroom to pee and a BULLET came out."

"Calm down." Said her mother and proceeded to tell her what happened.

The next day, her other daughter came running in to her screaming hysterically.

"Mom, I went to the bathroom to pee and a BULLET came out." Her mother quickly told her the story to reassure her.

The following day, her son came in to her room crying. His mother looked at him and said.

"I know son, you went to the bathroom to pee and a bullet came out."

"No." He cried. "I was in my bedroom jerking off and I shot the dog"

10-05-2005	#1
Stacey_JoinRightNow On InterPol's Wanted List Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 118	Re: Share Your Best Joke Those are really funny joke, I have burst out loud... hahahahahaha Here's mine: Sign language -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time." "If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."

10-05-2005	#2
Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Re: Share Your Best Joke This is an old favorite. A woman in her 6th month of pregnancy with triplets was walking down the street just as an armed robber was running out of a store. The robber started shooting and the woman was hit with three bullets in the abdomen. After being rushed to the hospital, the doctors assured her the babies would be fine, but they felt it was in their best interest, and hers, not to try to remove the bullets. The babies were born fine and healthy and nothing was ever mentioned of the incident for 15 years, until one day her daughter came to her in tears. "What's wrong?" Asked her mother. "Oh mom" She sobbed. "I went to the bathroom to pee and a BULLET came out." "Calm down." Said her mother and proceeded to tell her what happened. The next day, her other daughter came running in to her screaming hysterically. "Mom, I went to the bathroom to pee and a BULLET came out." Her mother quickly told her the story to reassure her. The following day, her son came in to her room crying. His mother looked at him and said. "I know son, you went to the bathroom to pee and a bullet came out." "No." He cried. "I was in my bedroom jerking off and I shot the dog" __________________

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