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09-28-2005
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$100 for every ImLive sign-up
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 4,321
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Re: who the fuck would use this service?
Oh, this is special:
How do you keep the toys clean and safe? We've developed a patent-pending process for thoroughly cleaning each toy before it is sent out to a customer. Our extensive research and testing indicate that this will allow us to provide safe, hygienic sex toys without the fear of transmission of disease. Customers who are still concerned about safety can simply use a condom or other latex barrier with each toy. Personally, I'm blaming this on Netflix. Not that they have anything to do with it, but I know damned well somebody had a dvd in their hand and went "HEY!! I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!" |
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09-28-2005
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Punk Rock Porn Queen
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: California
Posts: 548
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Re: who the fuck would use this service?
 It's fake... it has to be right? This is the kinda thing that makes me want to never leave the house because people scare me.
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$100 for every ImLive sign-up
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Re: who the fuck would use this service?
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Stupid people with credit cards, though. They make our business thrive! 
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Punk Rock Porn Queen
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: California
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09-29-2005
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Easy Like Sunday Morning
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly
Posts: 7,628
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Re: who the fuck would use this service?
I'm going to get rent-some-toilet-paper.com.
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09-29-2005
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The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: chicago
Posts: 3,460
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Re: who the fuck would use this service?
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09-29-2005
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Reading A Book on HTML
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 21
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Re: who the fuck would use this service?
Barf me out. Yeah, just what I want to do - put a friggin' condom on my sex toys. BARF BARF BARF....
This site is hilarious though. I love the vanilla couple on the welcome page, wielding their rented disease ridden dildo. That is the lamest photoshop picture I have ever seen. What? They couldn't get a real shot of some losers holding one of their stinking dildos? hahaha! Good times. |
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