I am shitless....and a prisoner in my own home.

[Winetalk.com]

Morgan,
I went thru the anathtesia twice last month. I don't remember a thing. plus...because I am having 2! procedures, they hopefully give me enough to go thru both.
I don't wanna wake in a middle like a 2 bit hooker and ask:
"Are you done yet"?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

Morgan,
I went thru the anathtesia twice last month. I don't remember a thing. plus...because I am having 2! procedures, they hopefully give me enough to go thru both.
I don't wanna wake in a middle like a 2 bit hooker and ask:
"Are you done yet"?

heheheheh

I actually woke up (literally, I'd fallen asleep) in the middle of my tubal ligation. The birth of the youngest was such a rush and I was so excited, that I wore myself out and fell asleep. I'd had a spinal block, so that took care of the anesthesia. However, they scrambled to put the curtain in place so that I didn't see my doctor cutting me open. A face appeared above my head and said "HI! How are you doing?" brightly to change my focus. My doctor *did* keep the joking promise he'd made to me in his office...and said "oops!" during the surgery. Oh, my, you should have seen the nurses freeze! I laughed and told them he'd set that one up, it was cool.

Operating room humor. Gotta love it.

[Squishy]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

Morgan,
I went thru the anathtesia twice last month. I don't remember a thing. plus...because I am having 2! procedures, they hopefully give me enough to go thru both.
I don't wanna wake in a middle like a 2 bit hooker and ask:
"Are you done yet"?

The last time I had a scoping, it was for my stomach. They used some light weight stuff, just enought to barely put me out. When they woke me up, I jumped up, and, according to my mother who was with me, said to the doc, "Jesus! Is that all you got? That didn't even fuck me up more than 2 bong hits! Where is the nearest Chinese resteraunt?"

My mom was not amused, but the Doctor was rolling on the floor.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Squishy

The last time I had a scoping, it was for my stomach. They used some light weight stuff, just enought to barely put me out. When they woke me up, I jumped up, and, according to my mother who was with me, said to the doc, "Jesus! Is that all you got? That didn't even fuck me up more than 2 bong hits! Where is the nearest Chinese resteraunt?"

My mom was not amused, but the Doctor was rolling on the floor.

Ah yes, Squishy. The endoscopy. The stuff they gave me didn't touch me at all. It was...unpleasant. When they did the "lie here and wait until it wears off before you leave" *I* got unpleasant, snarled "wait until WHAT wears off?" and got out of there.