I am shitless....and a prisoner in my own home.

*KK* · 09-28-2005

Oy, that's a bad, bad afternoon you've got in store for you.

Winetalk.com · 09-28-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by *KK*

Oy, that's a bad, bad afternoon you've got in store for you.

but tomorrow I'll be rewarded with double penetration!

Colonoscopy from one end,
stent removal from another!!!!

The worst part is..
I'll be asleep and miss all the actions!

MorganGrayson · 09-28-2005

I recently had a colonoscopy. People react differently to sedation. I've had people tell me they slept through the entire thing. I have an extremely high tolerance for medication, so I just got a mild buzz. They pumped something into me whenever I cramped though, to kill the pain.

Serge, tell them you have a very, VERY low pain threshold. Turn into a whiney weakling if you have to. Make sure they give you enough juice.

Other than that, just relax and watch the monitor. It's really fascinating. And keep repeating to yourself "doing this could save my life, doing this could save my life." That really helps a *lot.*

My Dad had colon cancer, they caught it early, and other than having to have a lot of colonoscopies, that's all that came of it.

MorganGrayson · 09-28-2005

And while I was multitasking....

If you're going to be out cold, this won't bother you at all.

Dravyk · 09-28-2005

I will only say ... ouch, and good luck, and tell them you only want "a little off the top".

09-28-2005	#1
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09-28-2005	#3
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: I am shitless....and a prisoner in my own home. I recently had a colonoscopy. People react differently to sedation. I've had people tell me they slept through the entire thing. I have an extremely high tolerance for medication, so I just got a mild buzz. They pumped something into me whenever I cramped though, to kill the pain. Serge, tell them you have a very, VERY low pain threshold. Turn into a whiney weakling if you have to. Make sure they give you enough juice. Other than that, just relax and watch the monitor. It's really fascinating. And keep repeating to yourself "doing this could save my life, doing this could save my life." That really helps a lot. My Dad had colon cancer, they caught it early, and other than having to have a lot of colonoscopies, that's all that came of it.

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MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: I am shitless....and a prisoner in my own home. And while I was multitasking.... If you're going to be out cold, this won't bother you at all.

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