would YOU laugh if

[brand0n]

Originally Posted by JoesHO1

two things stop you from ever being able to something like that ..

Balls
Brains

you dont have enough of either one

hes right folks. i have no idea or grasp of the following things

i wouldnt know that you can buy ie exploits for a dime a dosen from russians. hell you can get a weekly subscription.

i also wouldnt know how to take that exploit, design a page that install a very small RAT (netdemon is under 7 freaking k.. and for those who dont know.. joe this is for you.. a rat is a remote admin tool) and upload it to a free host somewhere.

i wouldnt have the brainpower to then send 100k hits to said page infesting say.. 1400 people in the matter of a day. (tgp feeder traffic i hear works for this if you cant self produce your own traffic. ofcourse i feel if you cant self produce traffic youve got bigger issues anyways)

i then wouldnt have a fuckin clue how to auto ping the ips that report back from netdemon to located the highspeed users. then it would be totaly beyond me to log in via netdemon and upload a bot management program.

i couldnt fathom having those 500 cable/dsl/t users start sending MASSIVE packets to a decided ip, or ip cluster, or hell, entire subnet for that matter.

i know alot of this must sound greek to you joe, as it does me. as it seems neather of us know a fucking thing about DDOSin sites.

want a lesson on how to start a ROOT process next?

i dont know a fucking thing about that eather.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by brand0n

hes right folks. i have no idea or grasp of the following things

i wouldnt know that you can buy ie exploits for a dime a dosen from russians. hell you can get a weekly subscription.

i also wouldnt know how to take that exploit, design a page that install a very small RAT (netdemon is under 7 freaking k.. and for those who dont know.. joe this is for you.. a rat is a remote admin tool) and upload it to a free host somewhere.

i wouldnt have the brainpower to then send 100k hits to said page infesting say.. 1400 people in the matter of a day. (tgp feeder traffic i hear works for this if you cant self produce your own traffic. ofcourse i feel if you cant self produce traffic youve got bigger issues anyways)

i then wouldnt have a fuckin clue how to auto ping the ips that report back from netdemon to located the highspeed users. then it would be totaly beyond me to log in via netdemon and upload a bot management program.

i couldnt fathom having those 500 cable/dsl/t users start sending MASSIVE packets to a decided ip, or ip cluster, or hell, entire subnet for that matter.

i know alot of this must sound greek to you joe, as it does me. as it seems neather of us know a fucking thing about DDOSin sites.

want a lesson on how to start a ROOT process next?

i dont know a fucking thing about that eather.

Who are you threatening ?

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Who are you threatening ?

That's a question I'd like answered as well.

[brand0n]

Originally Posted by Trev

That's a question I'd like answered as well.

this isnt a threat folks its a what if

kinda like the what if i read last night

what if brand0n got knocked the fuck out at a convention

guys, life is filled with what ifs.

as ive clearly stated, and as ole joe clearly pointed out.. i wouldnt know where to start on something like that.

so.. i take it no one would find any of this funny?

me eather. sounds like a money hole 2 me.

ofcourse being knocked the fuck out dont sound to pleasent eather.

ill leave it at that. see ya @ tha zoo

[pushpills]

and I thought serge butchered the english language....

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by pushpills

and I thought serge butchered the english language....

will you suck my cock for $500?

is it proper english?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

will you suck my cock for $500?

is it proper english?

I think "will you please suck my cock for $500?" is better as it's more polite. One must have good manners at all times.

And just since we're on the subject...probably.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by brand0n

i wouldnt know that you can buy ie exploits for a dime a dosen from russians. .

do you know how much russians charge to separate one from his fingers,
penis and post pictures of the bloke on the internet?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

do you know how much russians charge to separate one from his fingers,
penis and post pictures of the bloke on the internet?

Nope.

But I know some Chinese and a couple of other nationalities that would have it done for me , if I asked , for free ;-))))

The Chinese are creative they ask you to pick 2 of the targets relatives for good measure. LOL

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

The Chinese are creative they ask you to pick 2 of the targets relatives for good measure. LOL

I do like the way they cover their bases!

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Nope.

But I know some Chinese and a couple of other nationalities that would have it done for me , if I asked , for free ;-))))

The Chinese are creative they ask you to pick 2 of the targets relatives for good measure. LOL

Although with some victims, it would be nice to send an address to the relatives so that they may send thank you notes or perhaps a nice gift basket.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Although with some victims, it would be nice to send an address to the relatives so that they may send thank you notes or perhaps a nice gift basket.

I think some send , "fish..."

;-)))

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

I think some send , "fish..."

;-)))

Geeze...I'm having the worst time in this thread....

No, Nick, you've got the gift going the in wrong direction. It would be the *relatives* sending a gift to thank the wacker for ridding them of the wackee.

It was fucking funny in my head but obviously lost something in the translation.

That's IT. I'm going to make my husband bring home take-out (that's "take away" for my crumpet and my cupcake) tonight as my ability to cope has obviously left town on the last bus.