Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends

Trev · 09-21-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin

YAY thank you Trev!!!!

No problem.

Red · 09-25-2005

Since I've been away for most of the weekend, I've decided to extend this contest until Tuesday. This will give it one full week.

So I'm giving you all another shot. This board is full of intelligent and witty people, so lets see some of it.
I've got lots of prizes to give away.

ReighlynnRaine · 09-26-2005

Bear in mind that it's late and I've had waaaaay to much soda pop and not enough sleep.

My Entry:

was feeling rather

so he decided to

to a club and

on the dance floor. After a few

he got up the nerve to ask

to dance. Why she was knitting at a dance club, no one knows. So they

all night and at the end of the evening

invited him up for

. Like a jackass he did the "I'm gonna score dance"

so

went home with

instead.

ended up

home by himself to

. He learned never to do the "I'm gonna score dance" again.

Nickatilynx · 09-26-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

Bear in mind that it's late and I've had waaaaay to much soda pop and not enough sleep.

My Entry:

was feeling rather

so he decided to

to a club and

on the dance floor. After a few

he got up the nerve to ask

to dance. Why she was knitting at a dance club, no one knows. So they

all night and at the end of the evening

invited him up for

. Like a jackass he did the "I'm gonna score dance"

so

went home with

instead.

ended up

home by himself to

. He learned never to do the "I'm gonna score dance" again.

author!!! Author!! Bravo!!!

TheEnforcer · 09-26-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

Bear in mind that it's late and I've had waaaaay to much soda pop and not enough sleep.

My Entry:

was feeling rather

so he decided to

to a club and

on the dance floor. After a few

he got up the nerve to ask

to dance. Why she was knitting at a dance club, no one knows. So they

all night and at the end of the evening

invited him up for

. Like a jackass he did the "I'm gonna score dance"

so

went home with

instead.

ended up

home by himself to

. He learned never to do the "I'm gonna score dance" again.

Ahahahahahahaha...

Good one!!

Dravyk · 09-26-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

Bear in mind that it's late and I've had waaaaay to much soda pop and not enough sleep.

My Entry:

was feeling rather

so he decided to

to a club and

on the dance floor. After a few

he got up the nerve to ask

to dance. Why she was knitting at a dance club, no one knows. So they

all night and at the end of the evening

invited him up for

. Like a jackass he did the "I'm gonna score dance"

so

went home with

instead.

ended up

home by himself to

. He learned never to do the "I'm gonna score dance" again.

I agree! Excellent!

ReighlynnRaine · 09-26-2005

*bow* Thank you, thank you. Insomnia + Smilies = Fun!

This contest kicked ass. How many times can we enter?

Trev · 09-26-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

*bow* Thank you, thank you. Insomnia + Smilies = Fun!

This contest kicked ass. How many times can we enter?

We'll need a ruling from Red on that one, but I'd say as many times as you want.

ReighlynnRaine · 09-26-2005

Awesome. And even if they can't be legal entries they're still fun to do.

MorganGrayson · 09-26-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red

Since I've been away for most of the weekend, I've decided to extend this contest until Tuesday. This will give it one full week.

So I'm giving you all another shot. This board is full of intelligent and witty people, so lets see some of it.
I've got lots of prizes to give away.

*bump*

ReighlynnRaine · 09-26-2005

Red: Yay!!

ReighlynnRaine · 09-26-2005

Another entry. Still no sleep so here goes...

Once upon a time there was a

who kept his

daughter locked in a tower. She was a bit of a

so he hired

,

and

to gaurd it. A nearby

heard of the sluttly little princess so he hired some

to capture her. The

began to

all the gaurds and rescue the princess. Once inside the

found out that the

had been replaced by

who promply

him for entering the tower.

liked it so much he decided to stay in the tower and be

for the rest of his days. The End.

And even though it has no place in the story every entry should have

in it because it makes me giggle.

MorganGrayson · 09-26-2005

lived alone except for his

and

. They kept

company while he

. The occasional

to online friends was nice and broke up his day. Other than that,

didn't do much. His best friend,

, thought it was

.

decided that

needed to get out and

and

. First,

said "

." Then he tried to

. But

was a

who wasn't going to let

stay

.

and decided to

into going out.

and

went out to

.

arranged for

to meet

.

went

. "Oops,"

thought. He called

.

met her and

.

some more, and finally called

who owned a

,

and was a

. (

thought she was

but he was

.)

met

and

.

and

. Then they

. It was obvious they

.

was exhausted, so he went and had a

from

to reward himself.

09-25-2005	#2
Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends Since I've been away for most of the weekend, I've decided to extend this contest until Tuesday. This will give it one full week. So I'm giving you all another shot. This board is full of intelligent and witty people, so lets see some of it. I've got lots of prizes to give away. __________________

09-26-2005	#3
ReighlynnRaine Punk Rock Porn Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 548	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends Bear in mind that it's late and I've had waaaaay to much soda pop and not enough sleep. My Entry: was feeling rather so he decided to to a club and on the dance floor. After a few he got up the nerve to ask to dance. Why she was knitting at a dance club, no one knows. So they all night and at the end of the evening invited him up for . Like a jackass he did the "I'm gonna score dance" so went home with instead. ended up home by himself to . He learned never to do the "I'm gonna score dance" again.

09-26-2005	#7
ReighlynnRaine Punk Rock Porn Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 548	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends bow Thank you, thank you. Insomnia + Smilies = Fun! This contest kicked ass. How many times can we enter?

09-26-2005	#9
ReighlynnRaine Punk Rock Porn Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 548	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends Awesome. And even if they can't be legal entries they're still fun to do.

09-26-2005	#11
ReighlynnRaine Punk Rock Porn Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 548	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends Red: Yay!!

09-26-2005	#13
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends lived alone except for his and . They kept company while he . The occasional to online friends was nice and broke up his day. Other than that, didn't do much. His best friend, , thought it was . decided that needed to get out and and . First, said "." Then he tried to . But was a who wasn't going to let stay . and decided to into going out. and went out to . arranged for to meet . went . "Oops," thought. He called . met her and . some more, and finally called who owned a , and was a . ( thought she was but he was .) met and . and and . Then they . It was obvious they . was exhausted, so he went and had a from to reward himself.

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