A joke I thought some here would appreciate

gigi · 09-18-2005

A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her.

She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, "I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?"

He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish, but is from a wealthy Beverly Hills family.

She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, "What is her name?"

He answers, "Monica Lewinsky."

There is a long pause, then his mother asks, "What happened to that nice Catholic boy you were dating last year?"

MorganGrayson · 09-18-2005

Thanks, gigi!

Not only did I laugh, but I read it aloud to my husband and he laughed.

Trev · 09-18-2005

Hahahahaha

I like it

Newton · 09-18-2005

Thanks gigi .. that made me laugh

gigi · 09-18-2005

hehe, I thought it was perty funny

CuriousToyBoy · 09-20-2005

He he.

Tickled a nerve.

;-)

PornoDoggy · 09-20-2005

That was good ...

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

Nice one, Gigi! I'll definitely be sharing that one around.

princess · 09-21-2005

tooo funny!

jay · 09-21-2005

Nice Joke Gigi. almost busted a gut

09-18-2005	#1
gigi on prozac - be gentle Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada, eh! Posts: 1,069	A joke I thought some here would appreciate A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her. She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, "I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?" He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish, but is from a wealthy Beverly Hills family. She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, "What is her name?" He answers, "Monica Lewinsky." There is a long pause, then his mother asks, "What happened to that nice Catholic boy you were dating last year?" __________________ A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives the rose mail me

09-18-2005	#2
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: A joke I thought some here would appreciate Thanks, gigi! Not only did I laugh, but I read it aloud to my husband and he laughed.

09-18-2005	#3
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09-18-2005	#4
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09-18-2005	#5
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09-20-2005	#6
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09-21-2005	#9
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09-21-2005	#10
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