Mummy, I want to be a porn star.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Age has it's benefits. It's even more fun to pull on those chains when the adults happen to be your own children.

Oh, that is the absolute BEST!!!!!!

One of my mother's favorite curses when I was a kid was "may you grow up to have six children and may they all be *just like YOU*!!!"

I used to phone her when the kids were driving me crazy...and then have to pay long distance charges to listen to my mother laugh her ass off. I had absolutely no idea my mom had such a vengeful streak.

I understand now.

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Oh, that is the absolute BEST!!!!!!

One of my mother's favorite curses when I was a kid was "may you grow up to have six children and may they all be *just like YOU*!!!"

I used to phone her when the kids were driving me crazy...and then have to pay long distance charges to listen to my mother laugh her ass off. I had absolutely no idea my mom had such a vengeful streak.

I understand now.

She wished 6 on you? Mine only wished one. She would say it over and over...Just one...Just one...that is just like you.

I have found out though, it has a cumulative effect. The the more times the mother's curse is inflicted during your youth, the worse your child is. And it doesn't have to be your own children. I raised the step daughter from Hell for 16 years and she was worse than I ever imagined being.