How shall I murder the person who sold me the stones tickets that never came?

PornoDoggy · 09-11-2005

I picked stoning, although a brick upside the head would be most appropriate for a Street Fightin' Man.

I've always thought that a painful death could be brought about with paper cuts. Lots and lots of paper cuts.

pushpills · 09-11-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I picked stoning, although a brick upside the head would be most appropriate for a Street Fightin' Man.

I've always thought that a painful death could be brought about with paper cuts. Lots and lots of paper cuts.

good suggestions!

I could also see the chainsaw, having a friend with a boombox blaring "monkey man" while I boot down the door and run in wielding a chainsaw and my big eyes open wide like a maniac. I'd need to get someone inside to film the entrance.

View Poll Results: Method of execution?
With a knife	0	0%
With a chainsaw	1	11.11%
With a gun	1	11.11%
With a fat chick, dropped from above	0	0%
By stoning, biblical style...keeping with the "stones" theme	7	77.78%
Voters: 9. You may not vote on this poll

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