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Old 09-10-2005   #1
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Joe, I'm gonna come down to Panama slap you silly now for making that other thread!!
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Joe, I'm gonna come down to Panama slap you silly now for making that other thread!!

Ummm...pssst..."slap silly" is not an image you want to slip into a "balls" thread.

I want the mental image of Joe getting even with you OUT of my head!
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Ummm...pssst..."slap silly" is not an image you want to slip into a "balls" thread.

I want the mental image of Joe getting even with you OUT of my head!
Even with me?!?!

Btw, don't ever say "head" in a balls thread.
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Ummm...pssst..."slap silly" is not an image you want to slip into a "balls" thread.

I want the mental image of Joe getting even with you OUT of my head!
unless he's slapping Joe silly WITH his balls! in which case we'd need some hi-def video
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Even with me?!?!

Btw, don't ever say "head" in a balls thread.
OK...according to my calculations, you take the points on that one!!!!

(I almost said "ahead on points" and yanked it back just in time!)
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Aren't your twins feeling the love? I'd offer the shave them for you, but I'm feeling a bit shaky today.
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and yanked it back just in time!
There you go again!
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slapping balls only happens to the old I hear ....
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if yer balls haven't dropped by now....
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There you go again!
*putting my head down on my desk*

Nice catch, Carrie! I do believe that *you* are now leading on points!

*checking that line for any possible innuendo...hmmm...thinking this one is safe*
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if yer balls haven't dropped by now....

oh yeah i almost 40 and those fuckers drag the toilet water
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oh yeah i almost 40 and those fuckers drag the toilet water
Walking on your nuts when you get out of the shower must really hurt.
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Aren't your twins feeling the love? I'd offer the shave them for you, but I'm feeling a bit shaky today.
Well, you can always pet them.
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Well, you can always pet them.

damn and here I was going to ask if I could borrow your worry ball. ;(
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Walking on your nuts when you get out of the shower must really hurt.

Man does it ever, good thing I shave them so I dont pull my hair too in the process!
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this thread has gone horribly awry
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this thread has gone horribly awry
Actually, in order for a thread like this to go "awry," we'd need to drift into an intelligent discussion of historical import...or something like that.

This one started weird and stayed that way.
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this thread has gone horribly awry
Yes, much rye wit abounds.
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damn and here I was going to ask if I could borrow your worry ball. ;(
Worry ball? Only worry I have is someone putting a razor to one!
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Actually, in order for a thread like this to go "awry," we'd need to drift into an intelligent discussion of historical import...or something like that.

This one started weird and stayed that way.
And you'll notice, it's the only thread in Oprano history to stay ON topic!
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Actually, in order for a thread like this to go "awry," we'd need to drift into an intelligent discussion of historical import...or something like that.

This one started weird and stayed that way.
anything involving joes balls and toilet water qualies as "awry" in my book
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And you'll notice, it's the only thread in Oprano history to stay ON topic!
This is true.

Let's review: the only thread in Oprano history to stay on topic is one involving Dravyk's balls.



I guess it *is* something to be proud of...but I don't know how the hell you'd work it into a conversation.

Is this really the sort of thing you can bring up when you and the guys are down at the bar hoistin' a few?

Do guys talk about their balls when they're together?



This damned thread topic is the message board version of glue!! No matter what...you're stuck in it!!
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Dravyk do yours shape like a football or a golf ball ? hang to the left or to the right ?
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Dravyk do yours shape like a football or a golf ball ? hang to the left or to the right ?

Joe...it would be "are yours shaped." As that sentence stands, "shape" is a verb, which causes the mental image of...well, let's say the original starred Steve McQueen.
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Dravyk do yours shape like a football or a golf ball ? hang to the left or to the right ?
Getting a tad personal are we?

Gee, with so much interest I think I'll be starting a newsletter with paid subscriptions. Just go to dravyksballs.com and sign up, Joe.
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Let's review: the only thread in Oprano history to stay on topic is one involving Dravyk's balls.

...but I don't know how the hell you'd work it into a conversation.
How about ...

"Didja know my balls are hanging by a thread?"
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we could, but who would want to?

not me.....
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How about ...

"Didja know my balls are hanging by a thread?"
Gross! Absolutely, totally horrifying mental image! (This is where the little "barf smilie" would go if the thing didn't make me nauseous!)

That made MY...well...they aren't actually there, but they hurt anyway!!

(Sympathy testical pain? That's new....)
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Did I ever mention I had a northern curve by chance? where is Honeylynn at, I love that girl she was great.
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So. Joe. What's this about a "northern curve"?
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