Smokers?

Vick · 08-31-2005

I like to smoke
Smoking improves synapses (in the brain)
John Wayne looked fucking cool smoking
To annoy you

My uncle died from cancer due to smoking last year, he was cool as Bogart and tough as John Wayne.
I went to his death bed and toasted him with Jim Beam (his drink of choice). He told me when he was first diagnosed that he wasn't scared, he had lived a good life and everyone would be taken care of
I now have a gold watch that very few people in this world have
He was 69 when he died last year, a great man, a true American Hero

I hope smokes go to $20 a pack. Call them Black Death (which I have smoked), Cancer, Tumor or You're Going to Fucking Die
I'll still light them up

Studies show that you lose 7-10 years from smoking. IT'S THE LAST 10 YEARS!!
Who wants them anyway. Alzheimer, Depends, broken hips, nah I'll pass on those years

What's the law now, you can only smoke every other Tuesday in your house under a blanket??!!

So take your anti smoking sentiments, polish them up real nice, turn them sideways and stick them straight up your candy ass

Fucking Wussies

Nickatilynx · 08-31-2005

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Originally Posted by Vick

I like to smoke
Smoking improves synapses (in the brain)
John Wayne looked fucking cool smoking
To annoy you

My uncle died from cancer due to smoking last year, he was cool as Bogart and tough as John Wayne.
I went to his death bed and toasted him with Jim Beam (his drink of choice). He told me when he was first diagnosed that he wasn't scared, he had lived a good life and everyone would be taken care of
I now have a gold watch that very few people in this world have
He was 69 when he died last year, a great man, a true American Hero

I hope smokes go to $20 a pack. Call them Black Death (which I have smoked), Cancer, Tumor or You're Going to Fucking Die
I'll still light them up

Studies show that you lose 7-10 years from smoking. IT'S THE LAST 10 YEARS!!
Who wants them anyway. Alzheimer, Depends, broken hips, nah I'll pass on those years

What's the law now, you can only smoke every other Tuesday in your house under a blanket??!!

So take your anti smoking sentiments, polish them up real nice, turn them sideways and stick them straight up your candy ass

Fucking Wussies

ahahahahaha

you have to love him!!!

NickPapageorgio · 08-31-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

ahahahahaha

you have to love him!!!

I do I do!! Vick's my hero.

Dravyk · 08-31-2005

Even my avatar smokes!

Screw being politically correct!

Nickatilynx · 08-31-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Even my avatar smokes!

Screw being politically correct!

yeah , you are the original rebel without a clue.

Dravyk · 08-31-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

yeah , you are the original rebel without a clue.

That's the best "Oprano's Socrates" can come up with, is it?

Nickatilynx · 08-31-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

That's the best "Oprano's Socrates" can come up with, is it?

No..

"Envy is the ulcer of the soul. "

Better?

JR · 08-31-2005

i have never put a cigarrette to my lips. never tasted coffee either (might not be horribly unusual, but you will get some dirty looks when you live in seattle!).

flame away.

Nickatilynx · 08-31-2005

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Originally Posted by JR

flame away.

Don't mind if I do!!!!

HOMO!!!

ah , thats better

Dravyk · 08-31-2005

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Originally Posted by JR

i have never put a cigarrette to my lips. never tasted coffee either (might not be horribly unusual, but you will get some dirty looks when you live in seattle!).

flame away.

Never had coffee???

What planet did you come from?

NickPapageorgio · 09-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Never had coffee???

What planet did you come from?

Ya...take my cigs...I'll be a dangerous bear for about a month...take my coffee...they're finding some bloody gloves...

08-31-2005	#1
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Re: Smokers? I like to smoke Smoking improves synapses (in the brain) John Wayne looked fucking cool smoking To annoy you My uncle died from cancer due to smoking last year, he was cool as Bogart and tough as John Wayne. I went to his death bed and toasted him with Jim Beam (his drink of choice). He told me when he was first diagnosed that he wasn't scared, he had lived a good life and everyone would be taken care of I now have a gold watch that very few people in this world have He was 69 when he died last year, a great man, a true American Hero I hope smokes go to $20 a pack. Call them Black Death (which I have smoked), Cancer, Tumor or You're Going to Fucking Die I'll still light them up Studies show that you lose 7-10 years from smoking. IT'S THE LAST 10 YEARS!! Who wants them anyway. Alzheimer, Depends, broken hips, nah I'll pass on those years What's the law now, you can only smoke every other Tuesday in your house under a blanket??!! So take your anti smoking sentiments, polish them up real nice, turn them sideways and stick them straight up your candy ass Fucking Wussies __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

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Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Re: Smokers? Even my avatar smokes! Screw being politically correct! __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

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JR Members The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: in my chair Posts: 3,320	Re: Smokers? i have never put a cigarrette to my lips. never tasted coffee either (might not be horribly unusual, but you will get some dirty looks when you live in seattle!). flame away. __________________

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