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View Poll Results: Opinions on sex (Multiple choice answers.)
Love it, can't get enough! (But I try!) 9 42.86%
Haven't been laid in so long I've forgotten how - and why. 4 19.05%
Sex is my business and only my business. 0 0%
What is "sex"? 2 9.52%
My favorite sexual activity is oral. 4 19.05%
My favorite sexual activity is anal. 4 19.05%
I love threesomes. 6 28.57%
I'm a swinger. 5 23.81%
I'm happily monogamous. 6 28.57%
If I don't get laid soon I'm going to die. 4 19.05%
I'm easy. Ask anybody. 5 23.81%
I've paid for sex. 3 14.29%
I've never paid for sex but that doesn't mean I wouldn't. 3 14.29%
I masturbate at porn sites. 2 9.52%
I build porn sites but the damned things bore me to tears. 8 38.10%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 21. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 08-16-2005   #1
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A replica Viking ship made of 15 million ice cream sticks is to be launched in Amsterdam on Tuesday by a former Hollywood stuntman who hopes eventually to sail it across the Atlantic.

The 15-meter ship, which took Robert McDonald two years to build, is to be launched in Amsterdam harbor with a crew of around 25 in a bid to set a world record for the largest sailing ship made of ice cream sticks.
Quick! We're taking on water!

You, start passing around the Orange Creamsicles!

Those of you on the starboard, start working on those Dove Bars now!

The rest of you, grab any flavor, and damn it -- Eat, lads!! Eat like you've never eaten before, damn ya!!
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28 more posts to the first shirt i believe...
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Hello everybody!

Nice contest you guys have going on here...
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel!
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana with a
Greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile!
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the, um, seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. Grinch!
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots! You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote:
Stink, stank, stunk!

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Hi Baxter! Hi Wicked Temptress!
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Hello Dravyk!
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