Looks like I'm biting the bullet, once again... <Sappy Post>

[grimm]

Originally Posted by aeon

Fuck romance. You gonna tell the judge you were romantic when she's balling in front of him about you being an asshole and they bring up the porn and spam...?

The dude will be lucky to get a fuckin' roll of toilet paper out of the deal. I dated a MILF for a few weeks that divorced her husband...a prominent corporate lawyer here. When she told me what her lawyers did to him - an upstanding and connected member of the legal community - simply for cheating a couple times, my ass puckered so tight I could whistle the national anthem out of it.

The visions of her lawyers sodomizing me, a porn peddler, with assorted chainsaws and motions were enough to kill that.

Get a pre nup dude. It's all fine and dandy when yer feeling this love shit, but when it goes south - you'll be kicking your ass over and over if you don't get one.

awesome... when the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie... you should write valentines day cards. lol