Future Darwin award winner

Trev · 08-11-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bhelliom

"It was little scary," Davis said. "I didn't know what kind of mood he was in. I didn't want to say anything to him."

hahahahahahaha

He gets an award for being a dumb ass as well

MorganGrayson · 08-13-2005

La. Police: Barking Man Bites Mail Carrier

HOUMA, La. (AP) - A mail carrier got bitten - by a barking man, police said.

Mark D. Plumb, 20, of Butler, Mo., was arrested and charged with simple battery Wednesday after he ran barking from a house and bit the letter carrier on the shoulder, police spokesman Lt. Todd Duplantis said.

Plumb said he bit the carrier as a joke, and has no history of criminal activity or mental illness, police said.

Plumb was released from the Terrebonne Parish jail after posting $165 bond.

--I wonder exactly *who* was supposed to appreciate the joke?
He's got a history of criminal activity and mental illness *now,* that's for sure.

MorganGrayson · 08-13-2005

Counterfeit Bill Bears Wrong Face

LAFAYETTE, Ind. (AP) - Bartender Brandy Tuczynski knew the $100 bill a customer gave her was fake when she held it up to the light and saw Abraham Lincoln's face instead of Benjamin Franklin's on the watermark.

The bartender's attention to detail helped lead investigators to a Lafayette man who police say had been passing the bogus bills since June.

Earl H. Devine, 22, faces four counts of forgery and four counts of theft. He was released from Tippecanoe County Jail on $10,000 bond Wednesday, a jail officer said Thursday.

Police first arrested Devine July 31 after he allegedly used a counterfeit $100 bill to pay for drinks at Chumley's. He was arrested again Tuesday on charges he tried to pass a similar bill at a Lafayette drugstore.

"The watermark on the bills don't correspond with the correct president's face," said Jeff Rooze of the Lafayette Police Department. "They all have Abe Lincoln's watermark, which is on the $5 bill."

Security features such as color shifting ink in the lower right-hand corner and a security thread also were missing, and the paper had red and blue dots indicating they had been made with an inkjet printer, police said. No telephone listing was available in the Lafayette area for Devine to obtain comment.

---"Obtain comment"??? What the hell did they expect him to say..."Oops"?
(The syntax in that last sentence is deplorable.)

MorganGrayson · 08-13-2005

Trev...please smack this script and tell it to stop adjusting my fonts. It's really beginning to annoy me.

Trev · 08-13-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Trev...please smack this script and tell it to stop adjusting my fonts. It's really beginning to annoy me.

It only shows what you post, so do you want me to smack you

MorganGrayson · 08-13-2005

The thing on "30 to 40" calls I posted is now entirely bold, and I didn't post it that way. I had made a couple of phrases bold, and that's how it looked after I posted it. I came back now, and the whole thing is bold.

The previous post with the tiny font was copy/pasted from the same site that I got the one right before it from. They should have the same size font.

Don't give me the ol' computer geeks "that can't happen line"!!

I go through that at home.

"That can't happen, honey."
"OK...then you explain to ME how it DID happen!"
"Uh...I can't."
"#@!#&*"

Other than that, crumpet, I think you're snuggles.

Trev · 08-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

The thing on "30 to 40" calls I posted is now entirely bold, and I didn't post it that way. I had made a couple of phrases bold, and that's how it looked after I posted it. I came back now, and the whole thing is bold.

The previous post with the tiny font was copy/pasted from the same site that I got the one right before it from. They should have the same size font.

Don't give me the ol' computer geeks "that can't happen line"!!

I go through that at home.

"That can't happen, honey."
"OK...then you explain to ME how it DID happen!"
"Uh...I can't."
"#@!#&*"

Other than that, crumpet, I think you're snuggles.

I'm not sure what site you took the information from or how it happened but somehow the font size had been set to 1... not sure how that happened but I'm going with - user error

08-13-2005	#2
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Future Darwin award winner La. Police: Barking Man Bites Mail Carrier HOUMA, La. (AP) - A mail carrier got bitten - by a barking man, police said. Mark D. Plumb, 20, of Butler, Mo., was arrested and charged with simple battery Wednesday after he ran barking from a house and bit the letter carrier on the shoulder, police spokesman Lt. Todd Duplantis said. Plumb said he bit the carrier as a joke, and has no history of criminal activity or mental illness, police said. Plumb was released from the Terrebonne Parish jail after posting $165 bond. --I wonder exactly who was supposed to appreciate the joke? He's got a history of criminal activity and mental illness now, that's for sure.

08-13-2005	#3
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Future Darwin award winner Counterfeit Bill Bears Wrong Face LAFAYETTE, Ind. (AP) - Bartender Brandy Tuczynski knew the $100 bill a customer gave her was fake when she held it up to the light and saw Abraham Lincoln's face instead of Benjamin Franklin's on the watermark. The bartender's attention to detail helped lead investigators to a Lafayette man who police say had been passing the bogus bills since June. Earl H. Devine, 22, faces four counts of forgery and four counts of theft. He was released from Tippecanoe County Jail on $10,000 bond Wednesday, a jail officer said Thursday. Police first arrested Devine July 31 after he allegedly used a counterfeit $100 bill to pay for drinks at Chumley's. He was arrested again Tuesday on charges he tried to pass a similar bill at a Lafayette drugstore. "The watermark on the bills don't correspond with the correct president's face," said Jeff Rooze of the Lafayette Police Department. "They all have Abe Lincoln's watermark, which is on the $5 bill." Security features such as color shifting ink in the lower right-hand corner and a security thread also were missing, and the paper had red and blue dots indicating they had been made with an inkjet printer, police said. No telephone listing was available in the Lafayette area for Devine to obtain comment. ---"Obtain comment"??? What the hell did they expect him to say..."Oops"? (The syntax in that last sentence is deplorable.)

08-13-2005	#4
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Future Darwin award winner Trev...please smack this script and tell it to stop adjusting my fonts. It's really beginning to annoy me.

08-13-2005	#6
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Future Darwin award winner The thing on "30 to 40" calls I posted is now entirely bold, and I didn't post it that way. I had made a couple of phrases bold, and that's how it looked after I posted it. I came back now, and the whole thing is bold. The previous post with the tiny font was copy/pasted from the same site that I got the one right before it from. They should have the same size font. Don't give me the ol' computer geeks "that can't happen line"!! I go through that at home. "That can't happen, honey." "OK...then you explain to ME how it DID happen!" "Uh...I can't." "#@!#&*" Other than that, crumpet, I think you're snuggles.

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