The “Oprano Lounge Tribute to Obscure Trivia” Game!

[Red]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I take care if I were you, sarettah.
The woman is liable to take a deep breath and put your eye out or something.

That only happens if someone is shorter than me (which excludes all but children and midgets), or if they are sitting down. Otherwise my method of retalliation is a punch right to the groin, since thats just in my reach.

You listening Sar? Unless you want to singing soprano instead of watching them, don't mess with the short kid.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Red

That only happens if someone is shorter than me (which excludes all but children and midgets), or if they are sitting down. Otherwise my method of retalliation is a punch right to the groin, since thats just in my reach.

You listening Sar? Unless you want to singing soprano instead of watching them, don't mess with the short kid.

......little hands and Little eyes They walk around Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet
They got little baby legs That stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello
They got little cars That go beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds......

[MorganGrayson]

It was nice knowing you, sarettah! I'll send flowers - either to the hospital or the funeral home, depending on what Red decides to do to you!

[Red]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

It was nice knowing you, sarettah! I'll send flowers - either to the hospital or the funeral home, depending on what Red decides to do to you!

Actually, I love that song. It came out about the same time I was doing stand up and of, course that's what was played as I walked out on stage.

That still doesn't let sarettah off the hook though.

[sarettah]

I am 6'4

My wife is 5'3

Most girlfriends that I had were between 4'11 and 5'4


I love short girls

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by sarettah

I am 6'4

My wife is 5'3

Most girlfriends that I had were between 4'11 and 5'4


I love short girls

Damn.

I'm 5'6".

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Damn.

I'm 5'6".

Hey, average height is ok too


(almost said something about average height deosn't mean any holes are plugged, but I decided to be a gentleman and resist )

[Red]

Originally Posted by sarettah

I am 6'4

My wife is 5'3

Most girlfriends that I had were between 4'11 and 5'4


I love short girls

I'm 4'10 1/2 ( the half is very important)
Defiant is 6'1
needless to say he never takes me dancing.

Glad to hear you know that good things come in small packages.
and because you love short girls, you are exonerated.

[MorganGrayson]

What are the real names of the following classic film actors:

• • John Wayne
  • Cary Grant
  • Bette Davis
  • John Barrymore (I)

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Red

I'm 4'10 1/2 ( the half is very important)

I'm in love