Plane crashed in Toronto..

MorganGrayson · 08-02-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Oh for fuckssake...

The NTSB guy that MSNBC has on says it is the hand of God.

He's saying 'I am a man of God and I have no doubt God saved those people'

Translation: "We don't know what the fuck just happened, but I'm bucking for promotion during a Republican administration where the President violates the Constitution on a regular basis by calling on the 'Almighty,' who - of course - just loves us US folk. I mean, we put His name on our money, for heaven's sake!"

Dravyk · 08-03-2005

If it's the "hand of God" who saved them, then who's hand is it pushed them into the gully?!

Trev · 08-03-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

If it's the "hand of God" who saved them, then who's hand is it pushed them into the gully?!

That would have been the hand of the British God

melody · 08-03-2005

>The NTSB guy that MSNBC has on says it is the hand of God.

Why is the NTSB guy even commenting on this?

I'm serious, we need to get a good attorney and serve papers on that 25% of the US. Let them call it Jesusville or whatever the hell they want to call it, but just cut the rug and leave them by themselves. We'd have to slide all of them into one state...maybe a non-existent one like Delaware. They won't mind since they're into that suffering stuff.

Good for the plane in Toronto. I'd suggest their survival is more the case of a good pilot, a sound plane, and a whole lotta luck.

RyanLanane · 08-03-2005

[quote=melody]>
I'm serious, we need to get a good attorney and serve papers on that 25% of the US. Let them call it Jesusville or whatever the hell they want to call it, but just cut the rug and leave them by themselves. We'd have to slide all of them into one state...maybe a non-existent one like Delaware. They won't mind since they're into that suffering stuff.
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Delaware? We did that Yearrrrsssss ago!!

It's called "UTAH"

melody · 08-03-2005

>GW

And always in his "Barney caught an armadillah" Texas accent which he got by rights in being born and raised in freakin' Connecticut.

Morgan, my theory is the space density in Delaware is WAY underutilized. There's only about 70 million of these freaks versus 800,000 sane Delawarians (if they actually exist) who could all be safely relocated. We'd have to stack them, but I'm pretty sure we could get the door closed.

Ryan, Utah is too pretty for them. We need a big Jesusland reservation, with their Mullah Falwell at the helm.

Nick, airplanes are terrifying things. It makes no sense that they fly...I agree with Adrian Monk on that one.

At least the plane wasn't a 747. My dad helped design those. Those people would have all been chipped beef on toast by now.

Bhelliom · 08-03-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

where the President violates the Constitution on a regular basis by calling on the 'Almighty,' who - of course - just loves us US folk.

I never actually thought of this before... but wouldn't that be a GREAT frivolous lawsuit? One of you Americans should file a suit against the presidency and GW for violating the separation of church and state every time he opens his uneducated trap.

you could say you're an atheist and are offended by his blatant disregard for the constitution and make millions.

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melody Members Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 74	Re: Plane crashed in Toronto.. >The NTSB guy that MSNBC has on says it is the hand of God. Why is the NTSB guy even commenting on this? I'm serious, we need to get a good attorney and serve papers on that 25% of the US. Let them call it Jesusville or whatever the hell they want to call it, but just cut the rug and leave them by themselves. We'd have to slide all of them into one state...maybe a non-existent one like Delaware. They won't mind since they're into that suffering stuff. Good for the plane in Toronto. I'd suggest their survival is more the case of a good pilot, a sound plane, and a whole lotta luck.

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RyanLanane Going Back to My Roots Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,123	Re: Plane crashed in Toronto.. [quote=melody]> I'm serious, we need to get a good attorney and serve papers on that 25% of the US. Let them call it Jesusville or whatever the hell they want to call it, but just cut the rug and leave them by themselves. We'd have to slide all of them into one state...maybe a non-existent one like Delaware. They won't mind since they're into that suffering stuff. QUOTE] Delaware? We did that Yearrrrsssss ago!! It's called "UTAH" __________________ ICQ # 253483920 E-mail : ryan1978@insightbb.com

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melody Members Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 74	Re: Plane crashed in Toronto.. >GW And always in his "Barney caught an armadillah" Texas accent which he got by rights in being born and raised in freakin' Connecticut. Morgan, my theory is the space density in Delaware is WAY underutilized. There's only about 70 million of these freaks versus 800,000 sane Delawarians (if they actually exist) who could all be safely relocated. We'd have to stack them, but I'm pretty sure we could get the door closed. Ryan, Utah is too pretty for them. We need a big Jesusland reservation, with their Mullah Falwell at the helm. Nick, airplanes are terrifying things. It makes no sense that they fly...I agree with Adrian Monk on that one. At least the plane wasn't a 747. My dad helped design those. Those people would have all been chipped beef on toast by now.

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