Manicures for men - metro or gay?

[DannyCox]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

cute chick + touching body anywhere + chubby = straight

cute chick + touching body anywhere + chubby = Dude! You really need to get laid!

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

cute chick + touching body anywhere + chubby = Dude! You really need to get laid!

You offering Danny?

[Trev]

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

cute chick + touching body anywhere + chubby = Dude! You really need to get laid!

As I was reading down this thread, Danny, I made a mental note to give you the over your remark.

Then I read Anthony's comeback.

Uh...I think the big guy's ahead on points here.

From the perspective of a straight female...guys...get the manicure, get the pedicure, get the whole package. Injuries have resulted to delicate anatomical features from men's fingernails that are too long. Tagging a shin with that monstrous big toenail some men have is enough to get you slammed right out of bed. And, frankly, it just looks good. Having your nails buffed puts enough of a shine on them to make them look better without making anyone really realize *why* they look better, for those of you who can't go the whole "clear coat" route. And the callouses on the feet? Get rid of them. Then slide your naked foot up a silky, stockinged leg. She'll smile back at you and all will be right with the world.

Note to diabetics: do not, repeat DO NOT do any of these things unless your hidden desire is to have something amputated. A responsible nail salon will not even have a diabetic as a customer.

"Metrosexual" can translate into "how come the females get all the good stuff and get to take care of themselves and we can't?" Fair is fair. Men have the same right to want to take care of themselves as women do.

And Anthony? You gay? *sigh* What a fucking waste....

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

As I was reading down this thread, Danny, I made a mental note to give you the over your remark.

Then I read Anthony's comeback.

Uh...I think the big guy's ahead on points here.

From the perspective of a straight female...guys...get the manicure, get the pedicure, get the whole package. Injuries have resulted to delicate anatomical features from men's fingernails that are too long. Tagging a shin with that monstrous big toenail some men have is enough to get you slammed right out of bed. And, frankly, it just looks good. Having your nails buffed puts enough of a shine on them to make them look better without making anyone really realize *why* they look better, for those of you who can't go the whole "clear coat" route. And the callouses on the feet? Get rid of them. Then slide your naked foot up a silky, stockinged leg. She'll smile back at you and all will be right with the world.

Note to diabetics: do not, repeat DO NOT do any of these things unless your hidden desire is to have something amputated. A responsible nail salon will not even have a diabetic as a customer.

"Metrosexual" can translate into "how come the females get all the good stuff and get to take care of themselves and we can't?" Fair is fair. Men have the same right to want to take care of themselves as women do.

And Anthony? You gay? *sigh* What a fucking waste....

Very nice post!!!

Yes I am gay.

Of course I am refer to being gay as per Webster's Dictionary definition circa 1943.

[Bhelliom]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Note to diabetics: do not, repeat DO NOT do any of these things unless your hidden desire is to have something amputated. A responsible nail salon will not even have a diabetic as a customer.

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Why not?

[Trev]

Anthony is as gay as I am... and I'm as gay as Bhelliom

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by Trev

Anthony is as gay as I am... and I'm as gay as Bhelliom

Of course you woudl say that.

We lived together in sin.

[Trev]

Yep.. just you, me and a dirty floozy

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Bhelliom

Why not?

Because of the lack of circulation that diabetics experience in their extremities combined with a diabetics slow healing. A lot of diabetics also lose sensation. A foot injury, for example can go from infected to necrotic without a diabetic being fully aware of it. There is no cure for gangrene. Amputation is all that can be done. Any diabetic should visit a podiatrist to have anything done to their feet.

I personally was on a course of anti-biotics and only narrowly avoided surgery because of a simple ingrown toenail. Simple on anyone else, anyway. It was one of the more unpleasant few weeks of my life. I impressed myself with my tolerance for pain, though.