how much does it cost to live well in America?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I am a pouper compared to you than,
I don't make anywhere near this amount....

*whispering*
Serge, my dearest one...you mean "pauper." (One hopes!)

[Bhelliom]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

*whispering*
Serge, my dearest one...you mean "pauper." (One hopes!)

what's an O or and A here and there?

they're both vowels... close enough

[MorganGrayson]

Geeze.

I still want to live in Apache Junction, Arizona.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

*whispering*
Serge, my dearest one...you mean "pauper." (One hopes!)

MG,
here is my favorite joke on the subject.

The correspondent on Wall Street Journal is taking interview from the billionaire and he asked him:
"Is that true that you don't know how to read and to write?"

-yes, this si all true.

"but how did you make all your money?

- I was a very poor child, no parents, so I came to rabbi and asked him for money. Rabbi asked if I knew how to write, I said no, rabbi asked if I knew how to read, I said no,
rabbi said, it's too bad, I need an assistant, if you knew how to read and write, I'd hire you. He tore the button from his coat, gave it to me and sent me to the market to sell it and buy food. I went to the market, I sold the button,
I ran to the wholesaler and bought 6 buttons,
I sold them at the market, ran to wholesaler and bought 60 buttons...in 5 years I've had 27 button factories all over the world




AND IF I KNEW HOW TO READ AND TO WRITE I'D STILL BE RABBI'S ASSISTANT!

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

MG,
here is my favorite joke on the subject.

The correspondent on Wall Street Journal is taking interview from the billionaire and he asked him:
"Is that true that you don't know how to read and to write?"

-yes, this si all true.

"but how did you make all your money?

- I was a very poor child, no parents, so I came to rabbi and asked him for money. Rabbi asked if I knew how to write, I said no, rabbi asked if I knew how to read, I said no,
rabbi said, it's too bad, I need an assistant, if you knew how to read and write, I'd hire you. He tore the button from his coat, gave it to me and sent me to the market to sell it and buy food. I went to the market, I sold the button,
I ran to the wholesaler and bought 6 buttons,
I sold them at the market, ran to wholesaler and bought 60 buttons...in 5 years I've had 27 button factories all over the world




AND IF I KNEW HOW TO READ AND TO WRITE I'D STILL BE RABBI'S ASSISTANT!

Serge, you most *definitely* take that round!!!

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Serge, you most *definitely* take that round!!!

I just substitute my lack of English with other virtues