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Old 07-25-2005   #1
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I cant find my ass!!!


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Sab, remember those anal beads you lost several years ago?

Any correlation?

Perhaps your ass has taken off in search of them...
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I found it! It magically added to MY ass
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Old 07-25-2005   #8
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Sab, remember those anal beads you lost several years ago?

Any correlation?

Perhaps your ass has taken off in search of them...
hahahaha Lisa

I dont think I ever did find those!!


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Old 07-25-2005   #11
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I dont remember if I uploaded that "gift wrapped" ass avatar to the board or my server. If I uploaded it to the board I reformatted since then. And if I uploaded to my server I dont remember where it is or the file name.

The original pic is filed away somewhere on a mystery disk that I should have titled "1000+ pics and 2 hours of video - unusable content shot with psycho bitch" (dont even ask, LOL).

I guess I'll have to get a new one when I shoot for my new SOLO site. (I should have just did that in the beginning).


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What a fine ass to lose too!!
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I never eat!!!


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LOL Serge!

I have learned and accepted something durring my 2 months stress leave from the business....

People either LOVE me... or they LOVE to hate me.

Either/Or... (in Nick's words) I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK!!!!


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Anyway. Besides that, I like Cleo. And I am usually not easily offended.

I dont know why you pissed me off that time Serge, cause I love you too... I was just in a foul mood that day.




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I stole it But I'll give it back for a price............



Oh yeah, I stole your tits too !!!!

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Fuck......... I try to edit the post so I can try to figure out how to do an image tag, but nooooooooooooooooo, the fucking board won't let me edit...un uh. It wants to make me delete.......


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I never eat!!!


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And just to clarify...

I only never eat when I am beyond stressed!!!!

And that will never happen again.

I would sell my soul for Health and Happiness before Money any day!


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Ohhhh... there it is!!!!

How did you get that?


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Ohhhh... there it is!!!!

How did you get that?


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Hahaha.. guess sare has a thing for ya!!
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I love you sarettah!!!

I am forever in your debt.

My lost ass has been found!

kissssssssssssssssss


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Found it via google...

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Found it via google...

searched for oprano sabby and there it was in the cached pages
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highjacking this thread for an avatar test.
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Anyway. Besides that, I like Cleo. And I am usually not easily offended.

I dont know why you pissed me off that time Serge, cause I love you too... I was just in a foul mood that day.




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I pissed you off because
1) I enjoy pushing FRIENDS buttons
(I stopped doing it to strangers, they just ain't worth my time)
2) because you were exhausted and hypersensetive at that moment,
otherwise you'd let me slide.
3) all well what ends well, and I am not telling ANYBODY what you and me were doing in Vegas....
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I pissed you off because
1) I enjoy pushing FRIENDS buttons
(I stopped doing it to strangers, they just ain't worth my time)
2) because you were exhausted and hypersensetive at that moment,
otherwise you'd let me slide.
3) all well what ends well, and I am not telling ANYBODY what you and me were doing in Vegas....
Okay Sergie...

I wont tell either!

The strapon play will be OUR little secret


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Glad you found your ass.

I'm still trying to find our lost sigs…
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Okay Sergie...

I wont tell either!

The strapon play will be OUR little secret


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bullshit!
This is NOT a "little secret", that was a HUGE strapon!
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bullshit!
This is NOT a "little secret", that was a HUGE strapon!
But it slid in so nice and easy... and without any lube...

I know you can do much MORE next time sweetie


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But it slid in so nice and easy... and without any lube...

I know you can do much MORE next time sweetie


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...and this si what happens when you play ASSHOLE for 8 years on the boards...
EVERYTHING slides in easy..


Next time you gonna put both hands and clap them
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...and this si what happens when you play ASSHOLE for 8 years on the boards...
EVERYTHING slides in easy..


Next time you gonna put both hands and clap them
LOL.

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LOL.

I love you Sergie


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Hevenu Shalom Aleichem (Evenu Shalom Alejem)

Hevenu shalom aleichem
Hevenu shalom aleichem,
Hevenu shalom aleichem
Hevenu shalom, shalom,
Shalom aleichem
Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh...

And I thought "I" was the one who went insane...

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Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh...

And I thought "I" was the one who went insane...

LOL.


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Fucking stalker.
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can you clap in aeon's ass:

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If only she was Russian...that slavic accent from a woman literally kills me.

My ass isn't that gaping yet. I'm not married
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My ass isn't that gaping yet. I'm not married
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