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Originally posted by Dravyk@Jun 14 2005, 12:21 AM
Sare?! What is this formula you gave me? I had to run it through the Cray computer down at U of P! I have the letter here from the Computer Sciences Department stamped and certified. The result??? It came back as the recipe for Chop Suey!!!! Huh? 
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the formula was simple dammit. First of all you have to suspend your belief in the crap they filled your head with back in elementary school.
Pie ain't square. Pie are round (you ever seen a square pie ? huh, have you ? didn't think so)
So, if we take the pie and round it to the nearest fifth (bourbon works best) then we can see that the full moon conversions are always worth at least 33.35678954365557% more than a new moon conversion and 27.78987654% of a crescent moon conversion (not a crescent conversion mind you, they were always worth the most)
So, after tallying the conversions we have to do the total sales formula (page 667-897 in the contest tally manual) and have to reach the conclusion that if the condom doesn't fit then we must acquit (which is the reason MJ got off)
So then we have to figure the final tally... Sing with me now...When the moon is in the seventh house and jupiter aligns with mars and ........ Which of course was the fifth dimension so everything gets multdivided by the 4 known dimensions of width, height, death and wind and then diviplied by the unknown soldier.
Then you post the results.
It's so fucking easy. I don't understand what the problem is ?
06-14-2005
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