Anything I should know about living with a girl?

[kmanrox]

you won't ever really get a guilt-free 'boys night out'

you're going to have to spray that bathroom after you take a dump

you'll feel silly singin in the shower

you'll be sick of living with a girl after 1-3 months and you'll wish you never did it

you'll eventually get so sick of her that you can wait for her friends to come over so u can eye-fuck them and pretend to yourself that her friends are flirting with you and you could bang them if you realllly wanted to

she'll take your parking spaces

she'll park behind you even when she knows damned well you're leaving in 15 minutes

you'll have to watch what you say on the phone

you'll have to watch what you and your friends say while in the house

you'll have to make sure the hooker you banged from the street didnt leave lipstick, hairpin or whatnot in your car before you go home (happened to me when i was married)

youll be expected to mow the lawn in a timely fashion if you dont have a gardner

youll be expected to do stupid shit like wash the windows outside and inside and shit because she cant reach them if you dont have a housekeeper

she will get fat and lazy and you wont know how to tell her to unfuck herself without being a total schmuck

she will slack on her laundry duties or only do her laundry and you'll want to fucking kill her because you really wanted to wear a shirt that you thought was gonna be clean




the ONLY good thing that will become of this, is that you will LOVE the smell of the house right after she takes a shower and uses all those girly good smelling stuff.... gives her a temporary aura of being from another planet where maybe, just MAYBE living with a woman is GREAT...