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Old 03-15-2005   #1
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I had mine last night NL Holdem...1900 players playing down to last 200 or so , I'm prolly 10th , chip leader on my table.

I'm avoiding him. Blinds are 300/600

I get Ace/Jack in seat 5...no one even limped in so I raise it.. up to 3 bets to go.

he doubles me..I think hmmm something good maybe middle pair or bigslick...hmmm oh well.. fuck it , I call...

Flop comes J/J/4...I think all my christmases have come at once..

so I check it..

He bets 12k...so I go all in hoping he hasn't 2 4s or a jack and 4 ( surely no moron will raise a raise with j/4 or even 2 4s.)

He flips two aces...I'm happy as shit as I have one of the aces he needs

River comes up an Ace.

I mean seriosuly in the real world I'd have shot the dealer then him..


...sorry for the vent. I'm better now.
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Three times in one night I lost the high full house to a four of a kind. :angry:

I probably could have avoided the third one but I was thinking "No way that happens three times in one night." and being stupid and stubborn about it. <_<
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>>Whats the worse Poker beat you ever had, not the worst odds wise but annoyance ..

'worse'? .... depends on what side of the table you are on
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cant remember my worst loss, only big wins

last week lost twice with pocket As, with raises before the flops.
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hmm.... Final table, on the bubble for the cash.... bitch calls my all in with a J9...... of course, the flop is JJ9.....
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I had pocket 8's, the flop comes out 8 8 Ten ..... I bet a little and the dude raises me, I go all in, he calls with pockets tens....ten on the river to give him quad tens to beat my quad 8s! Motherfucker!!!
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Worse.

Anytime I played you across the table.

Fucking absolutely sucked.

I lost so much money.

I hate you so very much.
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Worse.

Anytime I played you across the table.

Fucking absolutely sucked.

I lost so much money.

I hate you so very much.
You did enjoy the taunty singing and dancing though , I hope

too remind you....

Boom!!! ;-))

And the classic
"You ain't got the 10 for the st8,Anthony"
"Huh , thats what you think"
"Really...all you have is 2 jacks"
"Fuck .how do you know?"
"I didn't deal you the 10"

;-)))
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Not Texas Hold 'em, but Pai Gow for me....

Fucking Franklin, the Pai Gow Poker dealer at the MGM Grand....

This fucker would show up and turn the cards ice cold for 3 days straight. I kept waiting for him to make the same offer as the dealer in Chevy Chase's Vegas Vacation. "Why dont you give me half of what you were planning on spending, I'll take you out back and kick you in the nuts and we call it a day!"

I LOST a Pai Gow Poker hand where I was holding a straight flush in the top hand and a pair of 10s in the bottom. Not PUSH....but LOST... Fucker pulled a higher straight flush and a pair of aces.

After that one, I would just get up and leave the table anytime he'd show up and take over.
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To me, the most annoying beats on Holdem are when your opponent has stuck through until the river and makes their hand on that card. But then again, they are great if you are doing the same and pull it off
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One happened last night, single table tourney. Had trip Aces on the flop ended up all in. The guy I was going against got a full House on the river. :angry:

Last Satruday had pocket Aces 3 times and lost on every one.
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Not Texas Hold 'em, but Pai Gow for me....

Fucking Franklin, the Pai Gow Poker dealer at the MGM Grand....

This fucker would show up and turn the cards ice cold for 3 days straight. I kept waiting for him to make the same offer as the dealer in Chevy Chase's Vegas Vacation. "Why dont you give me half of what you were planning on spending, I'll take you out back and kick you in the nuts and we call it a day!"

I LOST a Pai Gow Poker hand where I was holding a straight flush in the top hand and a pair of 10s in the bottom. Not PUSH....but LOST... Fucker pulled a higher straight flush and a pair of aces.

After that one, I would just get up and leave the table anytime he'd show up and take over.
That's just fucking brutal. Pai Gow is essentially a push game.
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In Confessions of a Winning Poker Player, Jack King said, "Few players recall big pots they have won -- strange as it seems -- but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career."

From Rounders, one of the greatest movies of all time.....and so true.
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In Confessions of a Winning Poker Player, Jack King said, "Few players recall big pots they have won -- strange as it seems -- but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career."

From Rounders, one of the greatest movies of all time.....and so true.
Yup , I read that quote in Hellmuths book the other day. Very true. Couldn't remeber who he was quoting though.
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not the worst...but just finished this game
typical party poker
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***** Hand History for Game 1745253793 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 10443469) - Wed Mar 16 16:22:01 EST 2005
Table Table 14451 (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 3: Travkongen (4445)
Seat 7: MikeFold (764)
Seat 9: smuza (2050)
Seat 10: tmark22 (2741)
tmark22 posts small blind (200)
Travkongen posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MikeFold [ Kc, Ks ]
MikeFold raises (764) to 764
MikeFold is all-In.
smuza folds.
tmark22 folds.
Travkongen calls (364)
Creating Main Pot with $1728 with MikeFold
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8s, 5c, 9s ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Td ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Kd ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1728 |
Board: [ 8s 5c 9s Td Kd ]
Travkongen balance 5409, bet 764, collected 1728, net +964 [ 6d 7c ] [ a straight, six to ten -- Td,9s,8s,7c,6d ]
MikeFold balance 0, lost 764 [ Kc Ks ] [ three kings -- Kc,Ks,Kd,Td,9s ]
smuza balance 2050, didn't bet (folded)
tmark22 balance 2541, lost 200 (folded)
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Originally posted by MikeFold@Mar 16 2005, 04:46 PM
not the worst...but just finished this game
typical party poker
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***** Hand History for Game 1745253793 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 10443469) - Wed Mar 16 16:22:01 EST 2005
Table Table 14451 (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 3: Travkongen (4445)
Seat 7: MikeFold (764)
Seat 9: smuza (2050)
Seat 10: tmark22 (2741)
tmark22 posts small blind (200)
Travkongen posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MikeFold [ Kc, Ks ]
MikeFold raises (764) to 764
MikeFold is all-In.
smuza folds.
tmark22 folds.
Travkongen calls (364)
Creating Main Pot with $1728 with MikeFold
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8s, 5c, 9s ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Td ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Kd ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1728 |
Board: [ 8s 5c 9s Td Kd ]
Travkongen balance 5409, bet 764, collected 1728, net +964 [ 6d 7c ] [ a straight, six to ten -- Td,9s,8s,7c,6d ]
MikeFold balance 0, lost 764 [ Kc Ks ] [ three kings -- Kc,Ks,Kd,Td,9s ]
smuza balance 2050, didn't bet (folded)
tmark22 balance 2541, lost 200 (folded)
now that's just sad....

He did have the chips to waste, but 6,7 off suit is just so bad....
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not the worst...but just finished this game
typical party poker
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***** Hand History for Game 1745253793 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 10443469) - Wed Mar 16 16:22:01 EST 2005
Table Table 14451 (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 3: Travkongen (4445)
Seat 7: MikeFold (764)
Seat 9: smuza (2050)
Seat 10: tmark22 (2741)
tmark22 posts small blind (200)
Travkongen posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MikeFold [ Kc, Ks ]
MikeFold raises (764) to 764
MikeFold is all-In.
smuza folds.
tmark22 folds.
Travkongen calls (364)
Creating Main Pot with $1728 with MikeFold
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8s, 5c, 9s ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Td ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Kd ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1728 |
Board: [ 8s 5c 9s Td Kd ]
Travkongen balance 5409, bet 764, collected 1728, net +964 [ 6d 7c ] [ a straight, six to ten -- Td,9s,8s,7c,6d ]
MikeFold balance 0, lost 764 [ Kc Ks ] [ three kings -- Kc,Ks,Kd,Td,9s ]
smuza balance 2050, didn't bet (folded)
tmark22 balance 2541, lost 200 (folded)
He was already in for $400 so calling another $364 to win $1,164 puts his pot odds at about 4:1. Even with his big stack, that is still a terrible call. Fuckin pisses me off when bad play gets rewarded.

Thats why I stick to the no limit cash games online.
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Have you noticed how many times the table chip leader wins in tournys, when he calls against the low stack on PP ?

Regardless the odds going in
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Have you noticed how many times the table chip leader wins in tournys, when he calls against the low stack on PP ?

Regardless the odds going in
Lol, Id say they win, on average, exactly according to the odds...



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I could post 2-300 bad beats, but the ONE that sticks out in my mind is as follows.. It has been so long I couldn't find the hand history (RIGHT after paradise started mtt's which I think was a little over a year ago.. maybe 18 months)..

Anyways, $35K guarantee... rebuys/add-ons

Final table

Seat #3 - 500K
Seat #5 - 2.5 million
Seat #6 (me) - 2.2 million
Seat #9 - 900K

I have AKh preflop.. blinds were I am pretty sure 30/60K I also have the button

Seat #5 raises 3BB (180K), I re-raise making it 1/2 million... folds around so the action is HU between me and seat #5.

Flop Comes A82 rainbow.... I bet out 250K, he raises250K, I push my stack in the middle - he calls I think I might be in trouble for a second but this guy has been playing erradically so I know I have him...

He flips over (no I am NOT lying!) T9o - I am looking at my AK and thinking I have the trny (and about 10K) wrapped up.

Turn comes a 7, and guess... river is a damn J

I go out fourth place with around $2K instead of the $10K I would of had if he didn't play this hand.

Over the last (God knows how many years) I have ran into HUNDREDS of bad beats this is the ONLY one that sticks out, and I have had one outters hit me in PLO with $1500 pots... Yet this one still gets me when I think about it, ugh !!!
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I had pocket 8's, the flop comes out 8 8 Ten ..... I bet a little and the dude raises me, I go all in, he calls with pockets tens....ten on the river to give him quad tens to beat my quad 8s! Motherfucker!!!
This would of made you HUGE money at the Party Poker BBJP Tables

I pray I get 8888 or better beat there, lol !!!
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I bought in for $200 (with winnings from PLO $100) - and I played this hand horribly from start to end... No idea what I was thinking on the river. Cost me 2 house payments though.

***** Hand History for Game 1763485759 *****
$1000 PL Omaha Hi - Sunday, March 20, 06:10:47 EDT 2005
Table Table 36550 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 2: lanano29_4 ( $2518.5 )
Seat 3: OCarballino ( $854 )
Seat 7: CrPhoneGuy ( $2207 )
Seat 10: aquila1 ( $950 )
Seat 1: monopolybux ( $801 )
Seat 5: Sfurzat ( $2376 )
Seat 4: lidoooo ( $175 )
Seat 8: Efletch ( $247.5 )
Seat 9: onkopott ( $803 )
Sfurzat posts small blind [$5].
CrPhoneGuy posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to lanano29_4 [ Kh Kd Qd 3c ]
Efletch calls [$10].
onkopott calls [$10].
beerboy9292 has joined the table.
aquila1 calls [$10].
monopolybux folds.
lanano29_4 calls [$10].
OCarballino calls [$10].
lidoooo folds.
Sfurzat calls [$5].
CrPhoneGuy checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2c, 2s, 6d ]
Sfurzat bets [$67].
CrPhoneGuy folds.
Efletch folds.
onkopott calls [$67].
aquila1 folds.
lanano29_4 calls [$67].
OCarballino folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ks ]
Sfurzat checks.
onkopott checks.
lanano29_4 bets [$125].
Sfurzat calls [$125].
onkopott calls [$125].
** Dealing River ** [ 6s ]
Sfurzat bets [$643].
onkopott folds.
lanano29_4 raises [$2300].
Sfurzat is all-In [$1531]
lanano29_4 shows [ Kh, Kd, Qd, 3c ] a full house, Kings full of sixes.
Sfurzat shows [ 4d, 6h, 4c, 6c ] four of a kind, sixes.
lanano29_4 wins $126 from side pot #1 with a full house, Kings full of sixes.
Sfurzat wins $4991 from the main pot with four of a kind, sixes.
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Ryan,

seriously mate....

Ummm..lets be frank , I'm pretty well off , and I play on the $1 tables....usually I enter $10 tournys..

You are looking for a job and ummm...well ummm DUDE!!!!

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I was waiting for someone to say something.. LOL !!

I bought into a PLO $100 table with $20 and ran it up to $200. I decided to take a shot at the PLO $1000 with minimum buyin of $200 and ran it up to that $2500 !! Was an insane rush. I still have $1K left in my bankroll to play $25 PLO - I feel 50 - 60 buyins are needed to sustain the game. I make a few hundred per week playing and occasionally take a stab at higher limit games for fun
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