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Old 03-10-2005   #1
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pedo too !!!

It's all right there in the Bible. He had his hands all over the children, encouraged them to masturbate and he himself came all over the fucking place. So, it now appears to me that the Catholic Hierarchy is just trying to be like Jesus.


Matthew 19:13-14

13 Then little children were brought to Jesus for him to place his hands on them

Mark 9:36-38

36 He took a little child and had him stand among them. Taking him in his arms


Mark 10:13
13 People were bringing little children to Jesus to have him touch them

Mark 10:16
16 And he took the children in his arms, put his hands on them


****This one seems sort of Jackoesque:

Luke 11:7

7“ Don't bother me. The door is already locked, and my children are with me in bed.


Luke 18:15
15 People were also bringing babies to Jesus to have him touch them

**** Reference to him encouraging the children to "self satisy" themselves

Luke 18:16
16 But Jesus called the children to him and said, “Let the little children come "


Matthew 3:13

13 Then Jesus came

Matthew 8:14

14 When Jesus came

Matthew 16:13

13 When Jesus came

Matthew 17:7

7 But Jesus came

Mark 1:9

9 At that time Jesus came


** apparently they did some of this stuff with ceremony and kept attendance:

John 20:24

24 Now Thomas (called Didymus), one of the Twelve, was not with the disciples when Jesus came.


John 20:26

26 A week later his disciples were in the house again, and Thomas was with them. Though the doors were locked, Jesus came

** And perhaps the most blatant (but I think this is John talking to the corinthians)

2 Corinthians 13:1

1 This is the third time I am coming to you In the mouth

John 21:5

Then Jesus saith unto them, Children, have ye any meat?


**Damn...the book of mormon is just as bad

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Oh you mother fucker!!!!

Didn't you hear I am a vengeful God!!!


I'll be seeing you soon enough in Person though ....


















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Originally posted by God@Mar 10 2005, 08:31 PM
Oh you mother fucker!!!!

Didn't you hear I am a vengeful God!!!
Actually no...

I heard you were a frog actually.... (not the french type..the green slippery hop around in the mud type)

And since then I found proof that it was true......

and then when I was reading Nietzsche I got even more proof when he said you had croaked....
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Oh yes Nietzsche...the wise ass....

He is in Hell now, being forced to listen to Sykkboys music choices and film choices for eternity.
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Oh yes Nietzsche...the wise ass....

He is in Hell now, being forced to listen to Sykkboys music choices and film choices for eternity.
hahaahahahhahahaahah....
Poor Sykk
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Oh yes Nietzsche...the wise ass....

He is in Hell now, being forced to listen to Sykkboys music choices and film choices for eternity.
Nietzsche would love Sykkboys choices.....


Thought Hell was supposed to be punishment ?

I heard that down in hell it is a 24/eternity rock and rolling super pornstar fucking party !!!

Heard that ever since you fucked up and sent a couple of engineers down there that everything has been just fucking great. They got AC, running water, lots of great food, casinos and all of the hottest sluts you could ever find....

But, like I say, you fucked up. Maybe we just have too high of expectation from an amphibian.

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You seem to have forgotten that praying you did when you found out that the Feds were going to call on you.........
ICQ and a phone call is not exactly praying....sheezz.....

get over yourself, ya know....
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Hahahahahahaha!!!

I love that movie!! Kevin Smith rocks!!
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pedo too !!!

It's all right there in the Bible. He had his hands all over the children, encouraged them to masturbate and he himself came all over the fucking place. So, it now appears to me that the Catholic Hierarchy is just trying to be like Jesus.


Matthew 19:13-14

13 Then little children were brought to Jesus for him to place his hands on them

Mark 9:36-38

36 He took a little child and had him stand among them. Taking him in his arms


Mark 10:13
13 People were bringing little children to Jesus to have him touch them

Mark 10:16
16 And he took the children in his arms, put his hands on them


****This one seems sort of Jackoesque:

Luke 11:7

7“ Don't bother me. The door is already locked, and my children are with me in bed.


Luke 18:15
15 People were also bringing babies to Jesus to have him touch them

**** Reference to him encouraging the children to "self satisy" themselves

Luke 18:16
16 But Jesus called the children to him and said, “Let the little children come "


Matthew 3:13

13 Then Jesus came

Matthew 8:14

14 When Jesus came

Matthew 16:13

13 When Jesus came

Matthew 17:7

7 But Jesus came

Mark 1:9

9 At that time Jesus came


** apparently they did some of this stuff with ceremony and kept attendance:

John 20:24

24 Now Thomas (called Didymus), one of the Twelve, was not with the disciples when Jesus came.


John 20:26

26 A week later his disciples were in the house again, and Thomas was with them. Though the doors were locked, Jesus came

** And perhaps the most blatant (but I think this is John talking to the corinthians)

2 Corinthians 13:1

1 This is the third time I am coming to you In the mouth

John 21:5

Then Jesus saith unto them, Children, have ye any meat?


**Damn...the book of mormon is just as bad

70 Every member of the church of Christ having achildren is to bring them unto the elders before the church, who are to lay their hands upon them in the name of Jesus Christ



























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You forgot the part in the book of Daniel where Jesus had to register, wear an ankle bracelet and go door to door explaining the book of Matthew to his neighbors.
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So catholic priests have an excuse. They were just living the words of jesus.
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