What was your occupation before the Net?

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Originally posted by Bishop@Mar 6 2005, 10:51 PM
Worst bullshit job was in high school.. worked at a toy store in the mall at Christmas. On my first day everyone took a break, went to lunch.. whatever. I found I was the only person working in the store. I didn't know how to work the register.. so I kept telling people Merry Christmas and it was free. I gave away a bunch of stuff..

Best bullshit job was in college.. I got a part time job at a movie theater.. I ate lots of popcorn, never figured out how to work the register, and got fired because I sat in the theater watching movies all day long.

I got fired from my only foray into retail ... I worked in the display department for a department store for about three months during the Christmas season right after high school. I was already a tad agrivated by being smacked across the back by an umbrella-weilding old lady who was concerned that the sight of naked manequins on a cart was unsuitable for children who might see them when a lady asked to try on a dress. The difference between the size of the dress and the size required by the woman probably exceeded Grogan's current age, and I apparenly was less than kind in telling her so.