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Old 02-11-2005   #1
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Oprano is pleased to announce a strategic partnership with.......


FUCKIN FIRED!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the time has come to prove how good you really are as an Adult Webmaster to the entire Adult community.

Do YOU have the entrepreneurial passion and skills to stand beside your peers and show them what you’re made of?

Do YOU have what's needed to survive in this ever toughening business...the drive, skills and passion?

Have YOU ever thought that you ARE a success story waiting to happen and written about?

Are you the ONE? Let’s find out.....

We want Adult Webmasters who think they have what it takes, to send their application to admin @ fuckinfired.com with reasons why they are the best in the business. From the list of applicants, 30 people will make a short list of review by the judges and from that group, 10 chosen webmasters will bid for the title of TOP WEBMASTER and be the lucky recipient of THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS in CASH and PRIZES.

10 Webmasters will start out, being 2 teams of 5 webmasters armed with referral codes and all necessary tools to put their minds in internet overdrive, will begin this event with dreams of taking home the prize.

You will be playing for THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS in CASH, PRIZES and the ULTIMATE GLORY of being the BEST in the Adult industry. Promoting everything from webcams to penis pills, each team will conduct identical tasks each week, with all the results being gone over by our "STAR" judges at the board meeting for all to hear live over the radio.

Starring contest judges JoesHO "The Big Show!" and Juicy "Resident Guido" and featuring a VERY special guest judge every week.

To be that ONE WEBMASTER who doesn’t get fuckinfired, you will need to overcome webmaster obstacles and deadlines online, and these defined tasks will be given to you at the start of the week. Completing the tasks will keep you in the running, but it just depends how skilled you are, and whether you are on the bottom of the table and if you are you will be fuckinfired!



You can forget about flashing your eyes or having a handsome attack. It isn’t gonna impress us, we want to see your Mad Skillz!"

You know someone’s getting FUCKINFIRED; someone’s getting their ass tossed to the street.

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Oh this is going to fucking rock!

Awesome news and congratulations to all concerned on this.
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hahaha, great idea
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Oh yeah baby, I cant wait to see how this goes, yet another inovative idea from the makers of Oprnao ( the greatest webmaster board going today)

This is gonna be the must see/hear/ participate in event that has been released in quite a while
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Stellar idea and a fabulous promotion. A definate winner!

Anxious to see this all play out.

Applicants if you think you can handle the pressure of competing in the spotlight with your peers, then you need to apply to admin @ fuckinfired.com. What we need to review your applications is posted on the site. Theres only a limitted time to get involved the show kicks off the first week of March!

Woohoo!!

PS nice suit Joesho!
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This will definately be a big winner!!
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this makes me wet my pants
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Nice!
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looks fuckin cool
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veeeewy interesting
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this si what I call
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a) 1 site with atleast 50k hits a day OR 1 site with 30000 SE hits a month.
Copy of atleast one sponsor stats for Jan with ATLEAST $2000 revenues (if you have more then one..include them it may help)
c) Best have a good reputation...we will be checking
d) Make an industry related resume. Highlite your trials and tribulations, we dont just wanna now the fluff...tell us of your big mistakes to.
e) No shitheads or wannabees...we need quality experienced webmasters
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a) se hits i can do
just short on my main sponsor
c) i think im okay on this
d) i can do that
e) DAMNIT THATS ME FUCKED
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What a great idea.
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a) se hits i can do
just short on my main sponsor
c) i think im okay on this
d) i can do that
e) DAMNIT THATS ME FUCKED
The "shithead clause" fucks a lot of people ;-))
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auto takes out most of gfy for a start and some spammers
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I'd make a great unbiased guest judge......representing Klixxx....totally objective....
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I think the response on this will be incredible.. :>))
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Thanks for all the grand replies.

We are all very excited about this event. So excited its been hard to contain the announcement.

I would like to give props to MachineGunKelly from www.twistedbydesigns.com in doing some fab work on the toons/site. And to Newton., Nickatilynx and Gonzo for obvious reasons.

Titan, your no shithead atleast in the context above..lol

Raven, noting your interest and will speak to you about it.

Enforcer. Been trying to show you this for a week.

Applicants at admin @ fuckinfired.com and if any sponsors want to get some GRADE A promotion and branding by having the contestants push your stuff, hit me up on ICQ 269-758-786.




This is gonna be a HUGE event! Cant wait for it ti unfold!
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fan-fucking-tastic jizbiz Kudos man, seriously a wonderful idea and event, Definately looking forward to seeing and hearing all the news
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Great Idea

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wow...now THIS is impressive guys! Well done!!! I can't wait for it to start!!!

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I must say........

Jizbiz is DA MAN on this.

He came to Gonzo ,Newton, Joesho , myself and the rest of Team Oprano.

All we said was "You got the ball...run with it"

We seem to be doing that a lot lately... ;-))

Congrats , Jizbiz
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Enforcer. Been trying to show you this for a week.

Did I miss an ICQ request or something? I didn't purposely miss you if you've been trying to get a hold of me. Give me your ICQ and I'll add you on my end.
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I must say........

Jizbiz is DA MAN on this.

He came to Gonzo ,Newton, Joesho , myself and the rest of Team Oprano.

All we said was "You got the ball...run with it"

We seem to be doing that a lot lately... ;-))

Congrats , Jizbiz
This is all Jizbiz!!!

We are just here for marketing and promotional help.
Seriously if your a sponsor you will want to get a piece of this without fail!
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supersexy

this will kick some major ass
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I must say........

Jizbiz is DA MAN on this.

He came to Gonzo ,Newton, Joesho , myself and the rest of Team Oprano.

All we said was "You got the ball...run with it"

We seem to be doing that a lot lately... ;-))

Congrats , Jizbiz
Thanks alot Nick, Newton, JoesHo and Gonzo, i assure you the pleasure has been all mine and i have walked away from every chat or call with you all smarter then i started and more motivated everytime (Youve created a monster!!) Its all about business building, and some solid cross promotion/branding for everyone involved. There is no reason we cant enjoy ourselves and prosper..heh

I think that theres a huge lack of creativity in our industry and allthough "dont fix what isnt broken" is an allright outlook, I think its just as important to tweak and tune what does work, and make it run. I mean we can all be business people or business builders.

I know which one i am, and what type i prefer to do business with.

Im out of breathe

I have typed a shitwhack today my friends.

Maybe tomorrow i'll spill out some juicy details..

PS The Enforcer, its damn icq, been a pain in the ass for a week or 2 now.
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fuckin classic

This is going to be an interesting contest to watch!!!!

Opranauts, next time you are near a phone with a minute to spare, please call up the Oprano Radio hotline (tollfree) and say THIS IS ____ & YOU'RE FUCKIN FIRED!!


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'Raven, noting your interest and will speak to you about it.'

Noting your interest in my interest and looking forward to talking to you about this...

27331641 when you're ready!
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For those of you that have not had a chance to talk with JizBiz.
You shoud definatly take the time to do so! He is a VERY sharp chap ( even if he is canadian lol)

Jizbiz does wicked blogs as well so if you are intrested in this route he is the man to talk with for sure.

This guy is truely a Rising star , mark my words....
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He is a VERY sharp chap ( even if he is canadian lol)

fuck you , blog man!!!
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This will be very interesting.
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Looks sweet! Love the idea!
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Looks sweet! Love the idea!
Feeling better now , mate?
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Awesome idea, kudos to all involved.

What is the possibility of Homegrown coming on board as a sponsor now the same way all the big corporate sponsors came on board to the Trump show after the first season?
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Awesome idea, kudos to all involved.

What is the possibility of Homegrown coming on board as a sponsor now the same way all the big corporate sponsors came on board to the Trump show after the first season?
My guess is that it would be quite good!
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Awesome idea, kudos to all involved.

What is the possibility of Homegrown coming on board as a sponsor now the same way all the big corporate sponsors came on board to the Trump show after the first season?
I definately think that Home Grown would fit right into this!

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