My Sex Life

[Vick]

Buff hears the strangest things echo through the walls
Moaning, groaning, eroneous zone, bouncing like a ball
Crash, bang, boom, bang, bump-a-dee-bump - all night to meet the band
Oh no Buff feels the pain how much more can he stand


The neighbors pounded on the pipes
They call on the phone
There they go again
Bone to bone

Sex - Sex - Sex
Sex - Sex - Sex
Uh - Sex - Uh
Sex - Sex

Buff never sees them come or sees them go
But somehow they sound the same
Miniskirts and see-through shirts
A high heel crying shame

Check in and checkin' out
Well this ain't no sleaze hotel
Calling 'til the daylight comes
But check-out time is twelve

Dishes off the wall
The bed springs squeak
But the mating call
Makes a strong man weak

Sex - Sex - Sex
Buff wants to ride a jungle gym
Sex - Sex - Sex
With her on top of him
Uh - Sex - Uh
Oh baby up 'til now
Sex - Sex

Buff door's always open
Buff phone's on the hook
Buff mailbox is waiting
Buff names in the book
Got ads in the paper
But nobody cares
The bedroom gets lonely
The action's over there

Sex - Sex - Sex
Sex - Sex - Sex
Sex

Sex - Sex - Sex
Buff wants some
Sex - Sex
You got them don't forget about me
Sex - Sex - Sex
Oh no
Sex - Sex